Caleb Vander Weide

If you like random deep thoughts mixed with hot nonsense, this might just be feed for you

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

My girlfriend scrolling the internet: *gasps* “Baby I forgot that pandas are real and not just a part of Minecraft.”

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

@youngtiddy Just Jealous that I have beautiful hair.

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

My childhood friends are having children and I am spending my evening having people send Steve Buscemi in his underwear to my best friend.

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

About once a year I like to have everyone I know send a GIF to one person as a prank. Last year it was the pastor of my church. This year it’s my best friend.

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

“Nursing school is all about edging.”
-Ellie, referencing how many people ride the edge of passing and failing.

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

I never have trouble with left and right until I’m working with tools and then I think lefty loosy righty tighty but do I twist to my right or the screw’s right?

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

Drive sober, or get bent over.
#ohnoihopeidontgetpulledover

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

@EllieWyatt5 Alpha male

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

@LilyannaJoy29 @EllieWyatt5 Bro, she said be a menace for a reason

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

after years of struggle, ive finally discovered the secret to easy and effective meal planning!!! it’s eating Cheerios for every meal

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

@szabear You’re just salty that I have prettier hair than you

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

@giisellebreana Virginity grows back every night at midnight

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

How and when did humans realize that they can get drunk by putting alcohol in their butts?

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

Every outfit is a slutty nurse outfit if you’re a slutty nurse.

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

Man cannot live on string cheese alone. Or so they tell me.

[Jim Griffin @jgrif17]

@MBurt34 A career in medicine is perpetually rising to the top of one hierarchy to find yourself at the bottom of the next…

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

@EllieWyatt5 Cinderella 😘

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

wait wait wait WHAT—

[Philip B. Payne @PhilipBPayne]

I used to believe in male authority in the home and church. It was the Bible itself that convinced me otherwise.

[Caleb Vander Weide @VandaKeebs]

@Missy_E36 It’s amazing how stuff like this doesn’t matter once you become an adult. Does this school not have chargers available to students while on site?