Jessica Vanderheiden

[Jessica Vanderheiden @VanderheidenJ]

Anyone else at the drop out point of the semester or is it just me

[Jessica Vanderheiden @VanderheidenJ]

@jdaley Meth. We’re on it

[anyssa ♡ @616ALIAS]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE COMES BACK THIS THURSDAY AND THAT IS ALL I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!! oh how i missed the sex tape jokes and terry’s love for yogurt. 🥺💞 @nbcbrooklyn99

[relatable @byreIatable]

Whoever said high school is the best 4 years of your life lied bc college is definitely about 800x better

[Jessica Vanderheiden @VanderheidenJ]

@babygirlbreeeee @GraceV96 Hey don’t let that bother you! I’m personally not a size 0, and I don’t want to be! I would not look good that skinny, and I’m sure you look great the way you are! Guys love some curves even if we are under some delusion that we gotta be crazy skinny for them

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: I need to finish the semester strong

Friend: hey

Me: u right, I should skip class tomorrow

[Hannah @hannahg11]

retweet for supper like for dinner

[Jessica Vanderheiden @VanderheidenJ]

@___makenzie__ Proud of youuuuuuuu

[Jessica Vanderheiden @VanderheidenJ]

@durnkposts @gunnerthiry

[Jessica Vanderheiden @VanderheidenJ]

@Hailiana_Jones I’m trying 😂

[Jessica Vanderheiden @VanderheidenJ]

@nbcbrooklyn99 Crying every week it’s not on, right @___makenzie__

[relatable @byreIatable]

April in high school: happy, prom planning, no stress
April in college: crying, 67 assignments due, contemplating dropping out

[relatable @byreIatable]

*calculating your grades*
Realizing you have to get a 160% on a final to pass the class

[relatable @byreIatable]

RIP to my gpa/immune system/sleep schedule /bank account/life/me

[relatable @byreIatable]

April is the "save your GPA" month

[Paige Heckenlaible @paigeheck]

I honestly think my biggest accomplishment is not making a stupid username in middle school for Snapchat that I would regret for the rest of my life.

[Jessica Vanderheiden @VanderheidenJ]

@Hailiana_Jones You can have my kids if I have any