Kip Vanderhoff

I am number one in the coolness rankings and dating the prettiest girl in the school...every year. Good luck trying to beat me in a footrace, NEW KID! #Hahahaha

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

Nobody:

Me:

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

I never caught Covid because NOBODY can catch me in a footrace. Isn't that right, new kid!?

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

Sorry new kid, but your vaccinated girlfriend still needs to wear a facemask, because nobody wants to see that GREASY FACE.

#HAHAHAHA
#Herfaceisgreasy

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

@New_Haircut_Guy Ugh!

You better just go ahead and consider yourself smear'd now, new kid.

#YOUARESOMEAT

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

Coronavirus is A TOTAL BUMMER. If I wanted to get sick all I'd have to do is look at New Kid's girlfriend's greasy face. RIGHT, NEW KID!?

#Hahahahaha
#Washyourface
#GREASEFACE

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

@kwvandy88 @New_Haircut_Guy Hahahaha!

#Hahahahahaha

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

@New_Haircut_Guy Oh yeah? Well, go ahead new kid, go get your boyfriend Evan. It doesn't matter, you're still gonna be nothing but a grease spot on your girlfriends face after I get through smearing ya!

Only lameoids are named Evan.

#hahahaha
#coolness
#NumberOneIn2020
#EvanSucks
#BeingtheBest

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

2020 and guess who is still on top of the coolness rankings?

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

#HAHAHAHA #COOLEST #cool

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

I guess i'll delete my account now. I dont know guys...i just dont feel number one in the coolness rankings anymore....
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PSYYYYYYYYYYYYYCHE!!!!!!!

Shoulda seen your greasy face, New Kid.

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

@mikeyfuntime @littlethemovie @marsaimartin

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

@New_Haircut_Guy I can only say one thing:

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

@New_Haircut_Guy

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

@80s_Kidz I don't know about that, but I sure knew how to ring some nerd's bells! Hahahaha!

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

Just woke up and guess what, New Kid? I'm still Kip Vanderhoff and I'm still the coolest, which spells T-R-U-B-B-L-E for YOU. Oh, what? Can't spell it out, New Kid!? That spells trubble for you! Hahahahaha! #ImGonnaSmearYa

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

@nealbrennan Oh, this guy is SO....MEAT. Reminds me of this lameoid I used to cream DAILY in high school. What was his name again? Charlie BLUNDERson!?

Hahahahaha! BOGUS!!! #BESTEVER #IAMNUMBERONE #VanderhoffRules

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

Hahahahahahaha! Thought you seen the last of my Tweets, didn't ya New Kid!?

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

@New_Haircut_Guy Do you know what my FIST represents, New KID!?

Umm, NEWS FLASH.

It means YOU ARE SO...MEAT.

[Kip Vanderhoff @Vanderhoff_Best]

@New_Haircut_Guy If only I could push you through this screen new kid, you would SO look like DEAD MEAT.

#BEST #NUMBERONE #Hahaha