Horatius Bonar

random observations from a churchman and poet silently laughing at church hymnals.

now pondering stand up comedy in my later years.

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@Jeff_Mans John Rocker

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@LucShanaha24000 @AndyHermanNFL UDFA. His hot wife used to play volleyball at Nenraska.

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@Mike_Woellert CJ Mosely going to play this year? If not, don't understand why they didn't already put him on IR.

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@IDP_Baumer Yaya or Jalen Carter. Thanks.

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@Mike_Woellert CJ Mosley going to play full time but just not wear the dot? Have a hard time starting Carlies over Mosley.

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Better dynasty running back stash -- Tyrone Tracy or Blake Corum.

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@Mike_Woellert Agree to disagree.

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@Mike_Woellert @theidpshow Mike, are the idp fantasy clouds opening this weekend and Tommy Eichenberg appears? Perfect Raider.

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@DraftSharks Marte Mapu

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@Mike_Woellert Dang!!!!! You're the best Mike.

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If you wear the number 69 in sports, you are making a sexual statement. Mom and Dad would never pick out #69 for little Johnny's first rocket football game.

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I'd like to see Joey Chestnut return kicks in a football game after doing a food eating competition.

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And~@ https://t.co/9vxgcHaTyN

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Alway remember my feelings on why my parents didn't correct HER. Nowadays, that would define that person for life. Not the 80s generation. We masturbated a lot (standing up) about young Moms and girls.

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I remember getting ice cream as a kid visiting Tennessee in the late 80s driving to Florida from Michigan. A female waitress referred to me as a "she" multiple times. Bowl cut? Yes.
I remember my parents specifically not correcting her on all 3x.

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I am a minister's son. Been to church 2x every Sunday growing up. FOLKS, secretly, in every hymnal is a song or two written by Horatius Boner or Bonar as properly spelled. Check it out mid way through the next time you go to church. Remember me.

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@KyleYNFL John Jurkovic. Go Pack Go.