Vanderwood

Bot that tweets out quotes by the tragic informant Vanderwood. Heavy spoilers ahead!

[Vanderwood @Vanderwood_bot]

⚠️ Also an update on Saeran's AE: Thanks to it not having a history feature, I will take longer with it but it made me curious of what Spanish Vanderwood is like.

So there will be a Spanish Vandy bot in the future cause I think they're really funny and deserve a spotlight too⚠️

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⚠️ Does anyone know of a better alternative to twittbot?🥲⚠️

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@Nicolasfd5 Sadly, but it's nice to yell it out once in a while

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707!!!!
You bastard
get your work done before the deadline
stop eating chips at home!!
Or clean out the crumbs yourself!!!

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@xxRetros That's a lot of images

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...How many images do you have?

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Right now I'm on the 2683rd image. Ugh...when will I ever finish these?

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He can't go out! What if he runs away?

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Just wait until this is over.

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I still can't sleep when I think about every incident you've made me dumbfounded. You remember that one time when you ran away, leaving a dummy that looks like you in your seat?

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I thought you weren't getting along with the queen.

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I tied the bandages again but you might seriously die like this.

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It's more comfortable
talking by chatting lolol

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Sure. Let's finish this and get back with the agency duty. Don't mind the others.

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...But you know that I have this fastidious nature.

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I've asked 707 about his hair before
and he also said he didn't dye;;; Umm.....

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707!!!!

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Come to think of it, he did crazy things as if he only had a day to live.

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Gahh
This isn't working
I think I should throw away my lingering desire for the car;;;

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Isn't he...one of yours?

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Ah lololol
is that a real invitation?
Thanks but...
I'm not really
interested
in helping others
Have lots of things to do...

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What was the last thing you did after hacking into the server?

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If you damage your shoulders for good, you'll never be able to type again!