vanessa ✨🇸🇱

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

Today on SL mum quotes, “All man pan e yone, God for we all”.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

This is a big slip up for you bcos I suspect that your location may not show up as “England” when the feature rolls out 🙃

Tube (central line at that… red poles) to Peckham??? 🤣🤣🤣 you guys aren’t even trying with the AI slop you post.

[“The Most Famous Girl At The Waffle House” 🧇 @JaimeBankss]

@AzoMlota “IS THERE ANYTHING ELSEEEE I can help you with?!?!”

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

Javen looks exactly how he behaves. Nasty piece of work. “The photobooth was open” ya damn liarrrrrr #LoveIsBlindUK

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

I’m touching a lot of money in this month of June.

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

@Felicia_Thandie SYM :) x

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

Bruv, if I walk too long my lower back starts to pretty much lock on me…as in it turns the key in my back and says “we’re closed” :)

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

This week has been such a blessed and great week. We’ve been praising ALL WEEK!

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

Watching my man become this God fearing, family man is so amazing 😢

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

there’s an infertile guy out there who thinks he’s got crazy pullout game

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

@Felicia_Thandie I loved it!!!

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

I’m being selfish in everything at the moment.

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

Catching up on baddies Midwest reunion….bruh 🫠

[C @iAmCroe]

Unfortunately, if you’re driven by lust as a single man, you will be driven by lust as a married man.

The solution isn’t marriage, it’s self control.

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

I always complain that I don’t “want” to go to the office…I actually only go in 1 day a week. But the truth is, it’s my only peace from my household 😂 if I could stay 12 hours I would tbh 🤷🏾‍♀️

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

When you have two people who are the EXACT SAME PERSON, you will clash endlessly. My man always says I’m literally my mum.

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

I used to beef her like crazy when we lived together. Best thing that I did was move out because we’re besties now 😂

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

My mum got a little bit of money and the first thing she does, is gift me and my sister. That woman is not real man 💕

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

You just had to be there.

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

Easter Sunday and you’re walking through London following your “pastor”, as if he is that man from Galilee

[vanessa ✨🇸🇱 @VanessaEffect__]

Lool that church are the delulus of London pls