Vanessa Doofenshmirtz

Private Equity Associate at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

The best part of having a boyfriend is that you can order whatever you want. The worst part is that he eats between 1:2 and 2:3 of what you ordered

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

I stand with Wisconsin AEPi

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

Never trust a bitch with two first names (Olivia Dean)

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

If you like Noah Kahan I am genuinely worried for you.

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

Fuck marry kill

69
67
420

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

Every white guy’s sense of “culture” coming out today. #SpotifyWrapped2025

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

Thankful for half of yall

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

To do list for today:

1. Figure out what 67 means

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

#luckygirlsyndrome because I got selected for the Venmo credit card

[AQFP (Ashley Quai Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

Heather Gay

[nai @nairahamni]

this my last day talking , going ferb!

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

GLOBALWARMINGdream

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

LIBERAL Rufus du sol concert:

TRANSGENDERbloom
GAY SONdream
InnerBORTION
THEY were right
On my knees SUCKING THEY/THEM OFF
Next to THEM

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

Just got called a SLUT by a 12 year old. I’d make a joke about his PENIS SIZE but his BALLS haven’t even dropped YET

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

Just realized I been reposting too much lately. Not sorry tho

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Mr. Milchick but I made it Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show…

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They’ll never make me hate you, poverty nachos. I love you.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

what if you were straight at home and gay at work

[Vanessa Doofenshmirtz @VanessyDoofy]

When you put music on your Instagram post you no longer deserve Instagram