Calamity Vanguard

YouTube Gaming Channel because there aren’t enough. Home of “The Mishap Chronicles” a MST3K-inspired Let’s Play series focusing on Adventure and Horror games.

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@egoraptor Blue Box

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@egoraptor tell Dan that the “mister burgers” sample in Face to Face is from “Return to Pooh Corner” by Kenny Loggins. No shit

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@gamestop I bought a ps5 from your store in North Little Rock 3 weeks ago and I keep getting bad controllers and the gm of the store won’t return my calls. Is there a way I can speak to someone higher up about my return?

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@egoraptor I’m probably not the first to send you this, but Pax is Latin for Peace. Do Celest Inpax = Celeste Inpeace

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@pwd_offl @Jade_Cargill @BiancaBelairWWE Anybody who ever booked a wrestling show, they say no

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#PS4share

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@AskPlayStation is there any way to talk to tech support anymore? My ps4 is having a serious issue with connectivity, none of the troubleshooting articles have helped and my “ask an expert” post has been sitting untouched for 24 hours. Is there anyway to get a real human to help?

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@TonyKhan so I know the next #ForbiddenDoor is probably a full year away, but hear me out: @SamoaJoe vs @YTR_CHAOS

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@egoraptor Watching your Horse Club ep rn and that strange accent you guys are doing is giving me Roseanne Rosannadanna vibes

https://t.co/WwH5yBVj9i

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@youngbucks I watched BTE and then this happened. WHAT IS @facdaniels DOING TO PEOPLE?!?! @BranCutler #BTE #AngelEyes

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@egoraptor I’m watching the reaction comp where you guys played Deadly Creatures. Have you ever heard of or played Tokyo Jungle? If you want to fight a bobcat as a Pomeranian, it’ll be right up your alley

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@ReneePaquette You’re in the Hunt, it seems

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.@TonyKhan if you guys start selling “AEW Shill” shirts, them bitches will sell

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Look Familiar? Still working on beating #Bahamut in the Top Secrets Sim Battle in #FinalFantasyVIIRemake . Come chill late night and see me put my hot strats to the test #ImGonnaDie #ALot https://t.co/QdG6z7x1f7 #MakoWarrior #PlatinumMateria #FFVII #FinalFantasy #twitch #ps4

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We are so close yet so far from getting the #PlatinumTrophy in #FinalFantasyVIIRemake 1 challenge and one chapter stand in our way, come watch me try desperately not to suck at the hardest parts of the game #ImGonnaDie https://t.co/QdG6z7x1f7 #twitch #ps4 #FFVII #FinalFantasy

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SATURDAY NIGHT #SEPHIROTH FIGHT! We’re up late Sat Night Fight Club style to finish our Hard Mode run of #FinalFantasyVIIRemake Come watch me try not to get impaled and then try not to swear when I inevitably do #MakoRage https://t.co/QdG6z7x1f7 #twitch #ps4 #FinalFantasy #FFVII

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Late stream as we creep closer to the end of our #FinalFantasyVIIRemake Hard Mode run. 2 chapters left and Tifa’s gonna punch her way through the whole thing while I get my ass handed to me #DeathCounterHYPE #ImGonnaDie #ALot https://t.co/QdG6z7x1f7 #FFVII #FinalFantasy #twitch

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@bitesquad Hey, it’s been an hour since my last tweet. In that time, have you made more or less than $5.25 for doing YOUR job?

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@bitesquad In your opinion, is $5.25 too low to make for 2hrs work?

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DON’T LET THE SERENE BACKDROP FOOL YOU!! There are only 3 chapters left in our Hard Mode run of #FinalFantasyVIIRemake Come watch me get flailed by fantasy monsters for your amusement #DeathCounterHYPE https://t.co/pbdPF3VwYv #FinalFantasy #FFVII #twitch #smallstreamer #ps4