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permanently in my flop era

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

If I had a child I wouldn’t let them listen to podcasts until they were 27 years old

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

Told the urgent care PA that I took max daily dose for ibu and aceta (correctly staggered) for 10/10 throat pain and it barely let me sleep. She scolded me saying it could hurt my liver and I asked if she’d prescribe a low dose narcotic and she said never. Okay lady then stfu

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

every dental office having a robust social media presence is actually quite sinister

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

Another summer, another season of love island where two dozen 24 year olds ask each other if they like to travel

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Imagine blowing 30 years of search engine dominance—so much so that your website became a verb—only to kill your search engine in favor of a inferior product only tech bros and their sycophants like.

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

Telling all my lesbians to munch on that ballot box by next Tuesday !

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

Does anyone still have doubts that Palestinians are being tortured and raped? This is how Israel treats international protestors in public. What they do to Palestinians in private is a million times worse.

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

I’m gonna vote for her but Nithya disappointing as hell for a supposed progressive candidate

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

logging into instagram and putting “dreamer” in my bio

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

I haven’t taken a chem course in 15 years and I sure as hell didn’t major it in so tell me why I explained the concept of valency to someone in my dreams last night

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

poor Jenn on top chef, wouldn’t be surprised if it’s just FND from stress

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

stachey sideburn nurse…. Call me

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

get in girls, we’re doing Pitt talk szn twooo

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

Whitaker wondering if there’s vocal fold paralysis AFTER they scope the pt??? Open your eyes buddy

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

@souporsonic_ skill issue

[daniel @VanillaDaniel]

Some nurses seem to think that when they order a consult it gets pinged directly into my skull