Johnny Jive

Over the top, you know I can't stop, I wanna eat chipotle, side of chips and guac. Life long Wings fan, ingress Rock star, Grieving Father.

[Johnny Jive @VanillaDoog]

@LinkedInHelp Very much appreciated!

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@LinkedInHelp Twitter won't let me send you a DM, you don't have a phone number, and sending you an email responding to the email you sent me gives me an error. get me a human being.

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@SteveTalksGood And also here is a reminder that the former president of the school board trumpeted using inflation to do his dirty work of defunding public schools as a good thing in his election because he thinks everyone in the district is selfish and bad at math. 🤬🤬🤬

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@SteveTalksGood Oh man, It is right there: "Anything less is robbing kids of equity by allowing financial access be the primary contributor to their success and education." How dare he try and undo all their hardwork in disenfranchising kids by tying funding to property taxes with technology?!

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@goicehogs The correct answer is Goon

[Chicagoland Trivia @CE_Chicagoland]

We are still alive. FB and the Gram apparently are not. Come see us tonight!

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Obvi. #radicalsandwhichanarchy

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Is a taco a sandwich?

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.@dunkindonuts having to spend a half an hour to drive back to get my order corrected isn't really great customer service. Keep the $5, next time I'll just go to @McDonalds or @tacobell

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Slap the taco out of the hand of any Republican who tries to eat one today. They don't get to participate. Don't worry about consent, just grab 'em by the taco.

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There is a new form you can fill out at work to request someone do research for you. I can't wait for my official report on "is a hotdog a sandwhich" #SpoilerAlert, it is.

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Capital House in Rockford is a profound and irredeemable disapointment.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Man Farts Up Entire Elevator Then Gets Off at Next Stop https://t.co/DIMTNyquzu

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@jeanninecushard .@JessicaCushard Oooh, now it makes sense!

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Informed opinions are like MoonPies they’re great to have

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Bed Bugs Found at Rockford Movie Theater https://t.co/A4a4qCdp1w @Q9u3@Q9u385rockforda85rockford

[Matt Davies @MatttDavies]

https://t.co/dVoM9aLh0b #opioidcrisis

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@worldcupfever @Poika99 That is the basis for Nichomachaen ethics.

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.@MoonPie I promise to become a famous influencer and promote MoonPie for free https://t.co/X5kFEp97iP

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

✨Time for a follow spree!✨

Just reply to this tweet with "I promise to become a famous influencer and promote MoonPie® for free" and we'll follow you

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#starwars day at Blue Line! https://t.co/vWiVsAu2Yk

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There's no weird like #ÉWeird #ImportedFromDetroit https://t.co/GfxMiB6DFO