Vanilla Smoakes

🇮🇪Irish blood🔮Pagan🕸️Goth Witch✨Foul mouthed and opinionated || 29/Bisexual 🩷💜💙 || She/Her || 18+
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[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

@taur0o absolutely!! my NUMBER ONE piece of advice if you decide to do it is to make sure you have some very comfy sports bras and some big baggy shirts 🫡

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

@mozisback 👀 you’re killing me hahahaha

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anyone wanna test this theory

[mothman47 @mothman_47]

If you plant your feet on either side of her hips, you can pound her stupid.

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

@mozisback i was about to throw myself in traffic

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

i found my shamrock ring 🙌

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

i lost my shamrock ring 🙃

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

i try not to play the chronic illness card very often but there are days like today where i start out on top of the world and get hit with such a bad sudden flare that all i can do is lay in bed under a throw blanket and it ruins my plans and i just really hate it so so much

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

@taur0o i have an incredibly high pain tolerance so i might be a little biased but i would say it was a 7 out of 10 for like 15 seconds. the bigger thing that i noticed was how tender they were for like 3 days after.

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

@mozisback 👀

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i keep saying i need to lose weight & stop eating and then i decide i want Taco Bell for dinner

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

@mozisback the problem with fat girl fall is it’s celebrating fat tits & ass not a big old fat guy belly

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

@mozisback 😭 but i’m not having any fun

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

@kyle_meanwhile 😭

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@countcockulaaa 🫡

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

not to be dramatic but i will kill myself in front of you

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

@hustleTiLLman i’m going shopping later 🙌

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

should i celebrate if i break 1k

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

sometimes i feel like a figment of my own imagination

[mizukiiii @mizaxem]

are people on twitter actually real irl ?

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

my favorite thing is the people now who think it’s fucking hilarious to go and unfollow to make the number go down lmao it’s okay i get it i was 12 years old once too

[Vanilla Smoakes @VanillaSmoakes]

should i celebrate if i break 1k

[Indie Book Spotlight @BookSpotlight]

It’s so depressing to hear, ‘It would be so hard to ban AI in schools.’

IT IS FOUR. YEARS. OLD!! It was hard launched in 2022 and people are acting so fucking brainless and helpless already. Jesus Christ.