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[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

“Well, somebody better be dying!”

“I’m dying.”

That exchange is one of the funniest examples of how Shrek the Third uses timing to land a joke.

[Lo ✨❤️‍🔥 @LoDxne]

she’s not a serious person and they not either 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

yeah he's a troublemaker but blur my kids’ faces next time.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

blur my kids’ faces. this is the only warning you’re getting.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My grandma always said “toodaloo” instead of goodbye because she hated goodbyes. When she passed away we were on our way to bury her ashes in the cemetery and we were stopped at a traffic light. There was a red Pontiac Sunfire in front of us with a license plate that said “toodaloo” on it. I kid you not we all lost our minds and started crying.

[jolt @meltborne]

the entire villa going silent including his boys… do you know how sinister you have to be to have the worst men in love island history be appalled at your behavior #loveislandusa

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: After two people climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a banner on top of its spire Wednesday afternoon, one of the climbers appeared to propose to the other. https://t.co/ngG3jOeTBU

[Richie | AI Engineer & SEO Specialist @RDRembert]

Ford veteran engineers walking back into the office knowing that they couldn’t be replaced by AI

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i will kiss you like this knowing i got a pad on

[goma @soigomaa]

Imagine being a country that treats women as a lesser being and was born lucky enough to have father like this. She hit the jackpot because even in countries where women have rights and power you can rarely find father's that will go above and beyond like this.

[ami ☆ @dudcentral]

trinity speaking like a true young ho and bryce speaking like a suicidal 30 year old

[Bitch, thrifty?! Hoe, money!! 💰 @_GodHerself]

This how a loser ass n*gga will bring up the time he got cheated on in 7th grade to justify why he a sloppy whore at 35. Eeeeyuckkkk!!

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

hate when kids got they daddy face and not they momma’s

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

We didn’t realize it then, but kids’ shows used to be this calm on purpose.

[crys 🥠 @iamnotcrys]

SHE IN THE CLUB WIT US

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

Dude he literally running New York like the average joe in a movie who gets elected into office as a gag and then fixes everything simply because he is not a politician and an earnest regular guy.

[kat @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[PrincessCharming @ShayMo_MONEY]

“Any form of a lie ..any form of softening the truth ..any form of not being straightforward is unfaithful……”