sumaiyah🦎

grandfather must’ve been an ibex the way he’s the ancestor of this goat 🇾🇪

[sumaiyah🦎 @VanityEclair]

i want hunter biden in an unhealthy way

[KRIS.? @magg0tlovr]

i've found this pinterest account run by the most stylish diva ever named holga. check him out

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

I say this to my kids all the time. Do it for the plot. Do it for the story. Tell yourself if it all goes wrong it will just be a funny story. Ironically job interviews, dates, and public speaking go better anyway if you're just happy to be there and not overthinking it!!

[🏴‍☠️ @mvrtinza]

“hoy no voy a fumar”

yo después de medio trago de cerveza:

[sumaiyah🦎 @VanityEclair]

opening up a lockjaw clinic called tmjmaxx

[Maya @maya_x_papaya]

no I don’t have a “praise kink”, it’s a praise requirement and you aren’t meeting the quota

[Alice @AliceinDCland]

look I think it’s fine to say some books aren’t for you but there is this impulse among Male Literary Intellectuals to dismiss Austen as just a silly girl gossip book, when it is, in fact, about surviving as a woman in a world that views them as inherently silly

[popsee @qopsee99]

Imagine hating me and I’m just talking so much shit about you and spreading evil

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

The desire for intimacy has to be matched by an admittance of the ugliness of vulnerability. Especially of the parts of yourself that you never have to confront when you engage at the shallow end

[anuj @anujistired]

i love how we all get played by the people who were interested first

[nana kopaja (deera) @diraism]

could never self insert myself in a smut because this is how it feels to read one

[sumaiyah🦎 @VanityEclair]

when you catch yourself staring at a man for too long and have to remind urself they’re all dogs

[sumaiyah🦎 @VanityEclair]

men are at their best after like 12 hours of hard work in the sun

[sumaiyah🦎 @VanityEclair]

i love going to pick up my dad from work bc i get to ogle his fine lil blue collar coworkers

[san ★ @itssanlee]

hee-he…llo???

#backrooms

[あっさりもみじ @AyamomiK1]

強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。

[Lux ✨ @lux_arts_]

trusting the process, 1 layer😇

[aria @rnostardently]

if its happened to her and now it's happening to me, it will happen to you too. it's happening to everybody.

[sumaiyah🦎 @VanityEclair]

#backrooms