Vann Henry

I have no idea what twitter is about

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

@DanCrenshawTX @WesleyHuntTX @gcforcongress @TonyGonzales4TX @Bethvanduyne @AugustPfluger Sooo when ya gonna play Snake from Metal Gear Solid? Cuz thatd be tiiiight.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Seven years ago, as the news declared I was being charged as a criminal for speaking the truth, I never imagined that I would live to see our courts condemn the NSA's activities as unlawful and in the same ruling credit me for exposing them.

And yet that day has arrived.

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

What kind of soulless monster makes an Elmo doll with no off button, just varying degrees of spanish?

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

If I see a picture of a spider while I'm on the toilet, I suddenly get very nervous about the underside of the seat.

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

To be honest, we love going to gymnastics as much as little man. But I dont usually cry when we leave @ Northern Hemisphere Gymnastics https://t.co/0mbjrKFB2f

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

@nmarkpork JUST GOOGLE IT

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

@tlemco That, in itself is poetry.

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

@astro_g_dogg Hahahaha. Took me a minute.

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

@Archer_Sterling "Shut your dick-holster!"

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

Sometimes I take a step back to look at my life, and I feel good about where I'm at. . .
Then I accidentally choke on my own spit. 🙄

[mark normand @marknorm]

Confidence is delusion. Never forget you suck and don’t let anyone tell you any different.

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

Dude at the gas station just asked me to write music for his porno. . . Time for a new gas station.

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

AHAHAHAHA 😂 If you haven't seen this yet, do it now

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

I never knew someone edited this together.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This is the new rule. @podthelionsden

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Dog is me

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

@lvlh317 #GoodLuck
Haha

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

@lvlh317 HAHA. No matter the tree, we'll all be looking for busted lights. That's tradition. Haha

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

@lvlh317 It all happened so fast!

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

@lvlh317 Oh god. . . I didnt realize until just now.
We did the exact same thing.
#HowDoWeHandleThis

[Vann Henry @VannHenry]

Why doesn't anybody talk about "Night at the Roxbury" anymore? It's a classic!