emma♉️

she/purr

[yvl @yvltopshoota]

racism is a sign of low intelligence

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

the problem with work is there isn’t a single thing on this earth i want to do every day

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

pinterest is the pinnacle of the internet like nobody is talking, nobody is having discourse, you just look at pretty pictures and vibe

[𝗦🧸 @raggedwingss]

when I want to read my book but also want to watch a series and be on my phone and listen to music and

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

job applications are so stupid. "what's ur desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The guy with the worst grades should
get to give a graduation speech too.
Let me hear both sides

[hera @shiningdaisies]

what do you mean i can't control everything, why not

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i’m like a werewolf except i turn into my father

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Beef sticks make me feel like I should be in a cage in petsmart

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

little offended my cat didn’t get me anything for mothers day

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

when you call someone and they don’t answer

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I love when a bird is so fucking tiny

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i love Pinterest. no opinions. no bad vibes. just pretty pictures.

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Understanding nothing you just said) ok got it

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

are any drug dealers looking for a receptionist or something idk lmk