Vanny Jay

I'm actually boring. Still punk rock af

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

I'm not Madagascar. I'm just disappointedagascar.

[Mike Kalinowski @MikeKalinowski]

They did this practically? IN CAMERA....?!?!?!?!? https://t.co/XUCWxSCMYB

[TKs-Mantis @TKsMantis]

Thats because its KERMIT he is talking to.
I truly believe that anyone who meets the Muppets immediately suspends disbelief and it feels like you are just chatting with an old friend. The puppeteer disappears to you.

[a good name for a rock band @alcibiades5410]

I love Max Payne 3 so much, he'll be doing a make-work bodyguard job while surrounded by beautiful people and free drinks and be like "this was the worst day of my life"

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

@theeyeofdovah Coward

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

A New Jersey high school put on an ALIEN: THE PLAY production and even built a xenomorph suit that would lurk around the audience. The best part is Sigourney Weaver herself showed up to check out the production 🔥 so cool

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

@theeyeofdovah The GOAT Alameda Slim

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

@theeyeofdovah Pspspsps

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

The freak in me is forever thankful that Twitter decided to hide likes.

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

Switching phones caused me to lose all the dumb and stupid drafts I've been storing for the past 3 years. Haven't felt a loss this bad since my dad died.

[` @lisaawrites]

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

@theeyeofdovah Actually it's "ult, wait for cooldown, ult again, steal soldier's kill. Profit. "

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

One of the dopest audio moves in recent memory.

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Sam Witwer screaming was built into the sound of Maul’s ignited lightsaber blade in MAUL - SHADOW LORD

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

One thing I've learned in the past few days is that cosplayers are always shocked by how many people like a good Ashley Graham cosplay. They underestimate the true chokehokd that woman has on the internet.

[lily @vxylily]

Men only have 5 moods:

1. Constantly horny
2. how we gonna get rich
3. Random 2 am motivation
4. Intense loneliness
5. My family needs me

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

Only cool people play video games with their buddies

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

@theeyeofdovah He's pigs

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

Oh no, I said horny and now my feed is nothing but seeeeeexxxxxx

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

Nothing like the late night hornies.

[Vanny Jay @VannyBeets]

Nothing like laughing so hard it tickles your own g-spot.