Danny Not So Cool

One Thousand Three Hundred

[conor @conor_brn]

Walking to the pub and could weep with joy at how many midweek pintsmen pintswomen and pintsthem are filling the beer gardens on a random Wednesday. Keep fighting the good fight you beautiful bastards

[Y @tinscognito__]

WFH is great as you can have an ice cream at lunch. Ofc I’ll be told you can have an ice cream when in the office too but you can’t obviously. You’ll get sacked

[ieva @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[danny @d4nnytye]

i feel so bbc radio 4 when i eat tenderstem broccoli

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Michael Jackson the king of pop lmao i PROMISE you he don't fw soda like me

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down?
V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast.
WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show!
LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

[cee @1ovesickkk]

(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

doctor: are you sexually active?
me: no I usually just lie there
doctor (writing in my chart): effortlessly witty.... and quite beautiful, I might add

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is

[nu @erasednigga]

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[zoe @loudnutter]

if i had 9 lives i would use 8 of them to blow my shit clean off in front of people over the smallest inconveniences

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

If I lose one more fucking chess game I’m gonna be on the news

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

I just wish Wallace would thank Gromit more

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Listening to a grunge playlist at my corporate job