@TheChowderhead I asked an Italian chef with over 30 years of experience in cooking and a head chef position at a Michelin restaurant if pineapple belongs on pizza. His response was “How did you get in my house?! I’m calling the police!”
@tonisokolov1011@JimmyBroadbent I mean I wouldn’t say the BEST drivers. They did have Pastor Maldonado after all. I mean I guess he’s technically the best at crashing every car he drives for absolutely no reason
@FlossObama Weapons 👏 don’t 👏 cause👏 violence 👏violent 👏 people 👏 who 👏 need 👏 professional 👏 help 👏 do 👏
Seriously Floss I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tweet I’ve loved entirely more than yours here
@SwFalcon94 @ZachWritesStuff Because it’s hard to tell between behavioral addictions and other conditions that can cause similar thoughts and patterns of behavior?
@ZachWritesStuff You know what is though? Video game addiction apparently. Almost as the word addiction is now being thrown around by old white guys to manipulate public perception when they see fit....
@RSTYCG I watch every Pete Davidson sketch. Why? Because I’m scrawny as hell and Pete Davidson is the one person in the world I am noticeably more buff than. And I need that ego boost
@Logan_Exhales Because I’m Johnathan. I hate it when people call me John or Johnny I only go by Johnathan. I drive a Toyota Avalon because it’s reliable and safe. I go to church every weekend, I always put minimum of $50 in the donation box, and my pastor says drugs are BAD!