Richardson, Elliot

I'm an Instagram sensation. @ewrichy

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@brandtrogers4 @12Haily There's no facts behind this. And I'm disappointed I returned to Twitter to see this slander.

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*me on the phone with Jordan*

Jordan - "I really like that toothpaste I had."

Me - "but you kept spitting it out"

*Jordan hangs up*

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@chasescott05 I could use five inches

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@chasescott05 God will go. But he calls it church instead of brunch, you heathen.

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@YungAnancy @TobyFlorence1 Say something else dumb.

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@YungAnancy @TobyFlorence1 Comin in HOT with that one big shooter.

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On my way home from work Martha called and said, "Fuck you and your allergies!" And proceeded to hang up.
@32marthar

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Conversation between my father and our 8 year old cousin.
8 y/o: what're you doing
Grant, (who is peeing outside): watering the garden
8 y/o: it's on the other side
Grant: it'll reach
8 y/o: woah

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

Pray for Kansas. Nothing is wrong they just don’t have a Whataburger

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@brinna_2013 Appreciate that 😘

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@SwollMasterPT Feel like I saw this in a meme.

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"For a drunk, he is a sinner. On this I place no doubt." Jake Hooker

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Time to renew my friendship. #ifyougetit #youknowthesong

[Jim Beam @JimBeam]

To celebrate the 85th anniversary of Repeal Day, we’re releasing Jim Beam Repeal Batch. Tweet which of our #BeamRepealBatch cocktails you’d celebrate with and we’ll send you the recipe.

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I mean, wood floors so I don't vacuum but I use the wax on, wax off method for dishes.

[Cali-Conservative🇺🇸 @CaliConsrvative]

A compilation of some of my favorite police takedowns!

The police are not perfect, but they do their best to try to keep everyone safe and the Left are insane for demonizing these brave heroes!! #BlueLivesMatter #ThinBlueLine #MAGA

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That's fucking intense.

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@chasteen_kaeden let's make it a weekend thing

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@chasteen_kaeden Ain't been on rough stock since I was a kid. But consider it a date.

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@32marthar "I don't like taking a poop after eating hot cheetos".