Varun

part-time twitter user

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Portugal have a midfield of Bruno, Neves and Vitinha with zero chemistry that can barely string two passes together.

They’ve got a brainless pace merchant on the right wing who has no idea what to do once he gets on the ball.

The whole team plays in 3rd gear. They don’t even counterattack… they wait for the opposition to get back, then make 350 sideways passes before whipping in a cross.

If you genuinely think this is somehow all about Ronaldo, you don’t know anything about football.

[Varun @Var_008]

@htomufc That Leao run (Mendes pass) then cross to Bruno should’ve been a goal

[Varun @Var_008]

@wmarpez @DKLF604 @OfficialVizeh They verified the timing of it too……

[Varun @Var_008]

@ImReallyDeeno @LyesBouzidi10 They showed data from a sensor which verified the touch

[TC @totalcristiano]

I’m done. 10+ added and they score in the 13th. 😂

[Varun @Var_008]

What is going on

[Varun @Var_008]

UNBELIEVABLE

[Varun @Var_008]

How many corners do Portugal wanna waste?

[TC @totalcristiano]

That’s the most obvious goal Portugal have ever conceded. You simply cannot miss that many chances and expect good things to happen.

Disaster.

[TC @totalcristiano]

Portugal can’t be serious. You simply cannot miss these many chances in a World Cup knockout game.

We all know what normally happens when a team is this wasteful with chances and possesion.

[Varun @Var_008]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes

[Varun @Var_008]

Portugal, for the love of god please convert. No use being experts at keeping possession if you cannot convert

[Varun @Var_008]

@yeezusleft You must be one of those pseudo-Madrid fans. When’d you start watching football?

[Varun @Var_008]

@yeezusleft ?

[Varun @Var_008]

NOooooo that would’ve been beautiful Vini

[Rk @RkFutbol]

BEFORE THE WORLDCUP THERE WAS A DEBATE IF JUDE BELLINGHAM SHOULD START FOR ENGLAND OR NOT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Varun @Var_008]

@Sxne19iv2 ?

[Yakob 🇪🇬 @yakobper90]

130 million got you Van Dijk, Salah and Robertson 8 years ago. Now it gets you Elliott fucking Anderson from 16th placed Nottingham Forest. Football is finished.

[salve, Jorge! 24/45 @baudocectt]

Se o Vini Jr continuar jogando assim o Rodri vai ganhar outra Bola de Ouro

[Varun @Var_008]

Just cancel all the teams in Argentina’s group