Jill K

Children's Librarian, follow for quotes from funny sci-fi/fantasy novels, diversity in children's lit, and retweets of sled dog content. All opinions my own.

[M E T R I C @Metric]

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@seananmcguire @whynotgrl666 The truth hurts.

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@tonichelleak Oh, Toni, I’m really sorry that happened. That sucks. Good bosses praise in public and critique in private. I want to say it’s probably their own anxiety making them act that way, but sometimes people are actually just jerks.

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1.6 mill on Baymiller. Woof.

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@StckedLibrarian It strikes me as so weird. Why would you not want the statistics? It’s one of the few services we can provide around the clock. It helps more than just the unhoused too.

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@mackaracka @B_Carp01 Auntie Flem would be proud

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@B_Carp01 @culvers Bo(o) knows the power of the ears.

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@sasshole If not for bear, why in handy to-go container for bear?

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Today on “this website is free…”

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@darth OK, now I’m wondering if @darth’s alter-ego is actually @RonFunches.

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@lizisbee @krlcreep @noturtlesoup17 Little tip for instant storytime success? Ask the kids to join you in howling like a wolf.

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A sign of hope in these dark times!

[darth™ @darth]

what did i miss
tell me every thing

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

Yo Philly—don’t drink the water today. Boiling won’t help.

More than 8,000 gallons of a latex-finishing solution spilled into Otter Creek in Bristol on Friday night. The spill includes butyl acrylate, which was one of the chemicals released in the East Palestine train derailment

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@sasshole If not for laying on, why perfectly corgi-sized?

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@sasshole Plot Twist-George is the human.

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@Simply_Rain_S Self-care! Lounging while air-drying is the best!

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@brealikecheese @Simply_Rain_S I could skip the running bit actually. Everything else 👍

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Dammit, today would be a good day to still have a livejournal.

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

today's one page rpg is an ancient literary classic retold across the centuries, best known as "Pedro Pascal On The Run With A Magical Child"
(please do not abandon your allocated magical child at the gas station as it voids their warranty)