Vargus Mason

Joke Slanga, Lover, Ninja, fighting evil in the world one dirty diaper at a time.

[Vargus Mason @VargusMason]

@MisterJamesBode @ABC So happy for you u that you've never experience that. Must be nice?

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@PASQUALEFO69435 @ABC Jesus was an immigrant. Vilifying innocent people makes the sins you are justifying worse.

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@johnjohnso41070 @ABC Who hurt you?

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@klcmurphy @MeghanMcCain Sick burn!

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@laurenboebert Ignorance is bliss.

[Vargus Mason @VargusMason]

Feels like I work on murderer's row @comedycellarlasvegas ...ALL KILLAS! Gotta love when my boy Craig Robinson pops in. 2 night's left this sat & sun, 7:00 & 9:30. Link in bio. Hurry tho, we sell it the F&%$ OUT! https://t.co/i5YPuw4v8f

[Vargus Mason @VargusMason]

Yeah...so um...this happened. First standing-O at a live comedy taping. At both shows in Provo. I think I might be Mormon. #drybar #standupcomedy #dreams withmyeyesopen. @ Dry Bar Comedy https://t.co/ILndsdVmcZ

[MazJobrani @MazJobrani]

Damn! She’s good!!! Watch and share

[Vargus Mason @VargusMason]

So i guess I'm on a show that is currently #1 on the Apple Podcasts Fiction charts! #powertrip My super power is my moral compass... also i can turn invisible. Link in bio homies. https://t.co/MAIWmUkUWe

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@PaulOgata 😆😝😂

[Tyler Perry @tylerperry]

I HAVE NO WORDS!! All I can say is THANK YOU! #AMadeaHomecoming @netflix https://t.co/LQPWzFkQ31

[Vargus Mason @VargusMason]

Just posted a photo @ St. Kitts And Nevis Carribean Island https://t.co/aHTIWozGzs

[Vargus Mason @VargusMason]

What could be better than eating some high end Italian food? Why doing it and seeing some masterminds of comedy of course! Come check us out tomorrow at 8 y'all! @ Vitello's Restaurant https://t.co/K1j5x07MkM

[Vargus Mason @VargusMason]

So this happened... finished my set at the LV cellar and the legend himself @michael_colyar came up to congratulate me on my set. Wow! I still can't believe it! @ Comedy Cellar At Rio https://t.co/GVy2ELVRUY

[Jay Hollingsworth @BigIrishJay]

The mighty @heathharmison put this together for this week's shows at @comedycellarusa and it's perfect. @mark_coco_cohen @vargusmason

[Vargus Mason @VargusMason]

Good bless my boy @leoflowers2000 for the spot! I wish every comedian on my feed has a comic like this who'll have your back. @ Laugh Factory: San Diego https://t.co/XvrNcVcPiK

[Vegas24seven @Vegas24seven]

.@VargusMason Jeff Leach and @nicoleaimee
highlight the October lineup at the world-famous
@ComedyCellarUSA inside @RioVegas
https://t.co/h0L424JbzZ #Vegas

[Giselle Torres @Giselletorres36]

@RLSchankula @listenmeetcute @tylershamy @carminaburrata @JSnowPro @therealnewby @VargusMason @oliviacbriggs @mikeodmark Had an absolute blast❤️ so excited it’s out!

[Vargus Mason @VargusMason]

Finishing up a great week at the Cellar. Monster show! Working with legends and good friends! Catch our last shows tonight at 7 and 930. DM me to get on my list my vegas homies. @ Comedy Cellar At Rio https://t.co/3AUxGL2G6x