Valerie

I write, I read, I don't like the color yellow. My aura is cracked and mottled according to the Great Glenda, for $134.99 she could have fixed it for me.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@GingerLanche Yeah, morphed like a butterfly in many ways. All of well, though. #Growingupandallthat lol

[Luke Romyn @LukeRomyn]

These pies are either delicious or they break your teeth.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero Did the killer tribal penguins dressed as chickens chase you?

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@GingerLanche Thanks, hun. How are ya?

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero Let me know if the end of the world happens. I'm going to take an eight hour nap.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero *wipes the smile from your face* Crap! It's not coming off. Stop being so happy.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero You've been marked. I would never smile.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero Frogs always lie.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero Better fake news than real news.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero My first coaching is this; never play leap frog with unicorns.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero Did you hear I got the job?

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@TheWritersDen ''Tis I. Me. You know.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero You should shave and have your eyebrows done.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero Did you eat a skinny person? You are what you eat.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero I'm going back to sleep while you get skinny.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero That should stop you from eating too much.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero Well, have it removed. You know doctors.

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@SJ_Stone_Author @twiley1012 @dsmeek36 Thanks for the RT. xoxo

[Valerie @VariantVal]

@LindaKennero Or, why are your farts smelling strawberries?