Various Keytags

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Fresh drop. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT — https://t.co/X9NUvVrHFA
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if the shoe fits and the shoe also refuses to put on its own shoes, you might be married to a toddler. various keytags gets it
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if someone asks, tell them you're a person of mystery and responsibility. mostly mystery though.
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your dog's collar just got opinions. and now everyone knows it.
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everyone's carrying around fifty keys like they're the keeper of the kingdom. we just made one that's honest about it.
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your dog already runs the house. now they can carry the proof
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finally found the keys. the sanity? that's a whole other search operation
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gta6 release date has us all mentally checking out of reality. at least your keys won't abandon you
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everyone out here with their 'happy friyay' energy and honestly? we respect the optimism. we're just grateful we made it out alive.
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every time i open my phone i understand that keytag a little more
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the pentagon dropped files and suddenly everyone's a ufo expert. we're just out here keeping our keys secure and our explanations airtight.
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waiting for the government to finally admit what we've all known. at least your keys won't mysteriously vanish while you're distracted by the pentagon files
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if you're still trying to explain why something is funny, you've already lost. this keytag gets it.
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tim apple accidentally stumbling into the coolest name in tech while our keytags have been nailing it on purpose for years
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everyone's really out here speedrunning pandemic bingo again. our keytag knows what's up—sometimes the best response is just refusing to participate in the fear cycle
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mortal kombat II taught us something: show up with zero expectations and somehow you'll have the best time. kind of our whole philosophy tbh
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some things never go out of rotation and honestly that's the whole point. yours is sitting in your pocket right now
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if the rolling stones can still kick ass at 80, so can your keys. they'll just move slower and complain more about their joints.
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by wednesday we're already manifesting. by thursday we're sweating bullets (literally, it's 35c). by almost-friday, we're just trying not to spontaneously combust at our desk
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when the whales are loading up, your keys should reflect the energy. follow the money, follow the whales, follow your instincts.
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