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Pioneer de tweets postmodernes

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Writing a glossary of Tweet Theft terms

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Settling down for some competitive European cycle racing

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If you call a meal a 'culinary adventure' I feel bad for you son

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@RedImpala Me having to pay €120

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Lost my work phone

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@andyleague7 Jr

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Who remembers Frank Lampard?

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@bedseo Way too many fruit stands too

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Let's Make America Bring Back Those Chase Scenes In 80s Films Where A Police Car Crashes Into Water And The Siren Goes All Weird Again, more like

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Hope Pavard doesn't end up at a dirty team

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Whipping up trouble over here

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I guess ISIS must have got dropped by their record label or something

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@blockbclb She recorded a home version of Laura Palmer's Theme from Twin Peaks and said she would send me a copy but she never did

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She never did dig it out

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Actual lies from Charlotte Church https://t.co/ZVe3bPfD8K

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Hedgehogs. Sound and humble.

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I was explaining Slush Puppies to my Russian colleague today and all he was concerned about was the engineering behind it

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

A gentle reminder that history can now skip the tragedy. And go directly to farce.

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Taken off the Casio so officially it's nothing o clock

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

Was the moon landing sexist?

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Still catching up on all yr #ArrogantAnimals suggestions 😏