Carroll Varsity

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[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

You just love too see it. Good shit Dave.

[David Saur @CoachDavidSaur]

A little throwback lol @russ2215 @VarsityCarroll @LaurinburgNC @MarcHsu21 @BertieHS_Bball

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

@CoachDavidSaur @russ2215 @LaurinburgNC @MarcHsu21 @BertieHS_Bball Love to fucking see it saur

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

*cough* 16-0 *cough* suspended for 3 games *cough* supports underage drinking *cough*

[Westminster Lacrosse @WestOwlsLax]

Steve Defeo
Coach of the Year
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Excellence is the standard. Currently on a 37 game win streak. Finished the 2019 season 19-0 as back to back State Champions for his 3rd State Title.
🦉
Congrats Coach and thank you for all you do for our boys!!

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

What it really should’ve been...

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

Wait did we not agree that Colin Hartlieb won player of the year???? WTF . IS . THIS . BULLSHIT .

[Megan Woodward @mwoodwardsnowco]

Behind the scenes at the photo shoot with the @carrollvarsity Boys Lacrosse Player of the Year, @Bubba_Love_02. #CVLax

[The Castle @knightssection_]

One last time.. @tjhogan28 FUCK YOU

[Barstool WM @wintersmill_ss]

Yes I made it on totalfratmoves ig story, yes I’ve gained hella clout, yes I’m sick af, and no you can’t have my autograph.

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

Jalen Stanton creates the stereotype that “black man can jump”

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

Westminster Girls take home the 3A State Champion title. The final score was 15-9 and C. Milton Wright received more D than a hoe on a Friday night.

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

RETWEET IF JAMES CHARLES IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

The same Carroll County girls complaining about abortion laws are the same ones who let any guy hit it raw #ccfullofhoes #ThatHoeOverThere

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

After winning regionals, we interviewed Noah Baugher about the game. He lead the defense with his roids and his micro-penis.

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

Popular opinion: no one gives a fuck about girls lacrosse

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

I’m a squirrel looking for my next nut

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

The sophomore girls of Westminster High School are the most cringe thing this county has ever seen

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

@magee_fletcher stop tryna be curry

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

If I get at least 25% of my bracket right, can we have sex?

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

If you don’t dab at your graduation... you’s a bitch

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

Liberty has lost to Oakdale in the second round of the playoffs... After the game, we got a chance to interview Nathan Kent. He says “I’m transferring back to Westminster. Liberty sucks cock.” We were also told that after the loss, Tristan Kent has come out of the closet! 🏳️‍🌈

[Carroll Varsity @VarsityCarroll]

Y’all ever think about Steve Irwin and cry a little? Yeah me too.