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Fictional character

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@FiendishBeans @xoSashaDarling me, a sicko: muahahahahhaha

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What will last longer?

My hiatus from Twitter (due to deadlines and such) starting right now with this tweet
Twitter

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@idesofavril Please wait for my
HOW TO STEAL SOMEONE'S DOG: A THREAD 🧵
It mostly involves gaslighting the dog while telling the owner they can do so much better

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@nottahooker @Pullinangal @GrowthFactr @fasc1nate And they start like this...

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@____B_S____ Wow IDIOT I coulda found the right one straight away

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@ThreatNotation I'm like 90% sure the "cryptic emoji" is not a real clef symbol but a Pinterest project for wall decor

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@TansuYegen chalk lines after the murder of the wacky-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man

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@idesofavril Oh it starts out like a Bridgerton novel but blows up. Masterful. And her test on "how to lower your boyfriends testosterone"! Iconic. Internet Hall of Fame. Humanity Hall of Fame.

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@idesofavril (typo in original tweet. I meant your "pfp")

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@idesofavril booooo
you weren't sposed to say its true or not

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Hi Im Varun Im 24 and if I were an element of architecture Id be a flying buttress, because it is supportive, it isnt grounded and it has the word butt in it

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@creativecloud @Adobe @Photoshop What did that rock ever do to you

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Tomato Soup with Spiced Sunflower Seeds https://t.co/Ri1NclMPND

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@idesofavril Solid gif. That cat'd def say that

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@idesofavril me saying "aama" like in athan varuvaga

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@mufseen if it's jirafarig then is it fariJiraf or fariGiraf

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@finitistisch @Rainmaker1973 Ugh i esp love the little dude tucked away and chilling while the adult penguin waddles.
Wake up babe penguins are convergently evolving into marsupials