Raven Darkhölme

''I have work to do... after a quick change!'' ~Mystique
|| bunking up with @BerserkerFeral and stripping him of his coffee||
#roleplay

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"People don't change. We just pretend that we do."

//thank goes to @ComicGrids for the aesthetic!

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

Only thanks to their ridiculously good metabolism.
"Rabbit is always good. Have you noticed anyone wandering around in the woods?"

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

But they still look good in the physical department.

"Just for some rabbit...

... and for hunters to not hord shit in my forest."

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

They both eat or drink too much.
"Snares, huh? Any specific reason or just because?"

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

"Eatin' one buck a day ain't /that/ much."

Says the one with a sweet tooth who happens to be built like a tank thanks to said feral diet.

"Speakin' of outside, I left some snares out. Watch it out there."

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"I'm not a fan of ale. And Vic can catch, prepare and cook enough meat to last for a decade."

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"I doubt that will last long with how much you and the cubs eat. But thankfully we have enough food running around just outside of the house."

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

"Aww... you hurt my heart." Hand on chest.

"You do have a point, especially during these times. I think we're prepared. Just stocked up on food recently."

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"Congrats. And thanks but no thanks."

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"If you try it, you're dead." Mock glares at him.
"But you never know when you'll suddenly run out of coffee, so... Better safe than sorry."

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

"I can understand a stash of money or weapons but coffee beans? Afraid I'll take it out the house?" Sharp fangs pop out from his too familiar smirk.

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"He's good. And I'm always making money, no matter where I am."

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"Thanks."

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"Don't be ridiculous. I'm pretty sure that would have been found by one of the hedgies or whoever. It's in a place where neither they nor you can get it."

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

The snickering still couldn't be contained.

"Stray beans eh? Must've got stuck on ya... or you have bean stash under the bed. Am I right?"

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

Rolls her eyes. "Of course not."
...
"... But I might have found a few stray beans in between the bedding."

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

Sniffs.

"Darlin', you /reek/ of coffee beans. Did you bathe in 'em?"

Snorts.

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"... Now you're exaggerating." He isn't.

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

"You drink so much of it and probably need 10 pots to go through the day." Shrugs.

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"You blame the coffee for making me tired? I'm pretty sure that caffeine does the exact opposite."

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

"I blame all that coffee."

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"I feel like I've just come out of hibernation... So why the hell am I still so fucking tired?"
#BackToWork

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

"Here and there. Kept myself busy for a bit. And you? Anything happen lately?"
This is nice. She leans her head against his chest.

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

Guess that means he won't cut it around this time of year since she likes it so much. Summer is probably fit more for a shave.
His larger fur covered arms wrap around her middle.

"Where have you been eh?"

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

She can't wait for it to grow back into the full and lush mane that it's meant to be.
And now she's got a huge heater leaning against her. Oh well. She wraps her arms around him.

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

Damn.

His hair will grow back though! It usually does. Hell, it took the fur all over his body a few weeks. Also...

... the walking and purring blanket leans against her. Said purrs intensify.

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

It really doesn't. She'd instantly trade the paws for the hair.
Even though the fur has its advantages. It's like cuddling with a purring, fluffy blanket.

[I quit. @BerserkerFeral]

He's growing fur again... it makes up for it.

Or not.

Seriously he's got paws now.

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

She noticed the hair. Unfortunately.

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

Really? She must have been sick that time. Or it never happened and he's making it up. One of the two.

Takes a looooong sip of the heavenly brew.

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

Well /duh/. What kind of question is that? When has she ever said no to coffee?

[Raven Darkhölme @VaryingIdentity]

Oh yes, they should. It makes finding them more fun if they try to hide.

Anyway. She knows she doesn't /have/ to hide. But sometimes she just doesn't want to deal with all those idiots for a while.