Can I get off the ride now

[Can I get off the ride now @VashvsKnives]

@ProZD @bluesky @bluesky help this man please

[Can I get off the ride now @VashvsKnives]

@TrueKingOfSkill My brother, when are you gonna start posting on the butterfly place?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart unpacks Trump's day one mass deportation plan

[. @GregTSargent]

According to defenders of the media, this is simply not a problem at all. The media has the problem of covering Trump perfectly figured out, according to them.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump’s former Vice President, Joint Chiefs Chair, and 2 of his Secretaries of Defense all say that he is unfit for office, is a danger to the Constitution and rule of law, and they will not vote for him.

That has never happened before in American history.

Not even close.

[Can I get off the ride now @VashvsKnives]

Donald Trump is succumbing to some kind of mental degradation in real-time.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

AP is out with a damning article about Trump’s declining mental health. https://t.co/G9E9CATBRy

[Jace @JaceSerrano]

Haley Joel Osment should win an Emmy for his portrayal of JD Vance trying to buy a donut

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

[Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy]

Genuinely wild that he'd just say this.

[Can I get off the ride now @VashvsKnives]

@KaiserNeko -Everyone calls it "The Game"

-Refuses to elaborate

[David Litt @davidlitt]

I HAVE AGREED TO A SWIM MEET WITH KATIE LEDECKY SO LONG AS SHE WEARS A FULL SUIT OF ARMOR AND HOLDS HER BREATH THE WHOLE TIME ALSO I GET A JET SKI.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

the political party that made their entire existence antagonizing literally everyone all the time just for the lulz is currently struggling to understand why everyone hates them

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

"I didn’t know he was Orange until a number of years ago, when he happened to turn Orange. I respect either one, but he obviously doesn’t because all of a sudden he made a turn and he went – he became an Orange person. I think somebody should look into that."

🍊

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

A recap of the past few days

[Can I get off the ride now @VashvsKnives]

One of those sad/hilarious things I need to save

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Not even this British journalist’s accent could save the latest Trump speech 🦈

[Can I get off the ride now @VashvsKnives]

@AcidReynRR I've used printed out directions to get somewhere, so based on how you count that I'm also at a 0 lmao

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

(During impeachment)

This should be decided at the ballot box!

(He loses at the ballot box)

(incites a violent mob to storm the capitol)

If he broke any laws, that’s up to a jury to decide!

(A jury decides he broke a ton of laws)

This should be decided at the ballot box!

[Can I get off the ride now @VashvsKnives]

@AcidReynRR SPEAK.....ENGLISH!.... also rip dude nicely done

[Can I get off the ride now @VashvsKnives]

@AcidReynRR So wait, where are you now? Good luck dude!

[Can I get off the ride now @VashvsKnives]

@AcidReynRR @gsmVoiD @GDSandstorm @HackoruTV @CosmosZR @Mytrix_Official lmaooooo