🕸Laura🔮🦇🖤

Youtuber, Game Dev, Wife 🌺▶️🦜 ☀️☀️current citizen of Batuu 🌕🌕 日本語大丈夫(ちょと。。。)

[🕸Laura🔮🦇🖤 @Vasooki]

My newest video is out! Come along with me as we dissect exactly WHY the How To Train Your Dragon remake was… bad 😬

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[Offhand Disney @OffhandDisney]

Boy, I sure am excited for the Submarine Voyage retheme that Disney is very publicly displaying in Tomorrowland

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[Hans @Hans_The_Ghoul]

@BillTheKid1603 The ballsiest hero in all of Star Wars.
This guy walks into a company meeting, tells his space wizard boss who is one of the galaxies most powerful, ruthless beings that his religion is bullshit right to his face, and does so with a vape pen sticking outta his pocket. Huge balls.

[Milk @MilkPls68]

Jon Favreau says he asked George Lucas more about the ‘Yoda’ species and its behaviours for a fan favourite moment in new movie .

“I called George and I asked him a bunch of stuff about Yodabuh and he told me he always thought their mud huts were instinctual like wasp nests.”

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i saw a waymo get into a car crash yesterday and the whole front bumper came off revealing that it was actually being driven by a man that was at most 3 feet tall from a small compartment. when he realized i saw he took a pouch from his pocket threw it on the ground and vanished

[a.j. ⚧️🛸 @normalmaxxedaj]

now we’re Cooking with gas

[turbomander @turbomander]

no disrespect to the hotel staff but i sort of feel like letting your guests check out any time they like but not actually allowing them to leave is just bad policy

[🕸Laura🔮🦇🖤 @Vasooki]

NNN: foxes and sea lions are both canids and therefore valid dogs

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

what beautiful starters 😭

[Luke Zweiwalker🟢🟢🟢🟢🛰️🟢 @zweiwalker89607]

I met George Lucas. She's black.

[🕸Laura🔮🦇🖤 @Vasooki]

As in dead bodies or yearning for someone in their absence bc I was leaning towards long pork

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[Mike ☭🇵🇸 @xinspiteofx]

Chat GPT fall out boy be like This isn’t just a scene; it’s also an arms race

[🦴 ⸝⸝ Jimmy (Oh Nostalgia) @wstcoastsmoking]

When you take this to your grave

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Movies used to have a lot more catwalks, gantries, hoists, and chains in them. And the chains were often wet

[BYU Florida 🐆⚔️ @BYUFlorida]

Why do people go to Disney when places like this exist

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

today is a weed phone day. where i smoke weed and look at my phone.

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Cars ride at Disneyland includes a pre-Unification map of Italy, suggesting that Guido and Luigi are Neapolitan reactionaries who oppose the Risorgimento, presumably led by Caribaldi