Vasu Primlani

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[Shabnam Hashmi @ShabnamHashmi]

यह खो रहा है हमारा मुल्क । यह हमारी विरासत जहां उस्ताद बिस्मिल्ला ख़ान साहब और उस्ताद विलायत अली ख़ान साहब मोहे पंघट पे नंदलाल छोड़ गयो रे गाते थे , जहाँ यह पता करना मुश्किल है कि कौन सा सुर मुस्लिम उस्ताद का है और कौन सा सुर हिंदू उस्ताद का ।
संघ ने पूरे देश में ज़हर घोल दिया है सिर्फ़ हिंदू मुस्लिम करके गद्दी पर बैठे हैं ।
कैसे अलग करोगे संगीत को ?
कैसे अलग करोगे ज़ुबान को , भाषाओं को ?
इनमें से एक भी कोई दो जुमले नहीं बोल सकता गुजराती में बग़ैर उर्दू और फ़ारसी के शब्दों का इस्तेमाल किए
क्या क्या निकालोगे ?

हमें इस धरोहर को बचाने के लिए संघ को सत्ता से बाहर निकालना होगा
अपने संविधान को सुरक्षित रखने के लिए संघ को सत्ता से बाहर निकालना होगा
हमें अपने बच्चो के भविष्य के लिए संघ को सत्ता से बाहर निकालना होगा

यह लड़ाई सिर्फ़ राजनैतिक नेताओं और पार्टी की नहीं है

यह लड़ाई आपकी और हमारी है
हर कलाकार की है , हर बुद्धिजीवी की है , हर किसान की है , हर मज़दूर की है , हर महिला की है

घर में मत बैठो
करो या मरो
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[Vasu Primlani @VasuPrimlani]

@anandmahindra Good morning! I have a fuel-efficiency proposal for vehicles.. can reduce by 20%. Would love to partner with Mahindra on this. Could we talk please? LOVE your work!

[Vasu Primlani @VasuPrimlani]

@vysheshk @shiprocket HORRIBLE service my packages keep waiting while your companies claim to have ‘delivered’ them magically. Boxes arrive destroyed and your tickets are “resolved”. Called five times. Raised support tickets. No solution.

[Vasu Primlani @VasuPrimlani]

@thefallingsweep @Prat1k_ Aww thank you!

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After #AgrimaJoshua controversy, comedians say jokes are a ‘serious business’ in the stand-up circuit, and they continue be to trolled and targeted

@bhagat_mallika talks to @neetipalta, @VasuPrimlani, @ExLolaKutty and Amit Tandon

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"You don’t have to talk to victims to stop rape. You can stop rape only by changing the rapists. By doing critical, immediate rehabilitation for rapists." - @VasuPrimlani https://t.co/N755WeU8Wg

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

This Govt has always been against education & Universities & only wants the youth to be poisoned by Whatsapp Univ. It has also used Covid to further destroy education so that the youth don't learn to ask inconvenient questions

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

How long until he tells us he is better than Babe Ruth

[Vasu Primlani @VasuPrimlani]

This mom is a hero!

[Seema Goswami @seemagoswami]

When a politician asks in a threatening tone, “Don’t you believe our army?” the correct response for every journalist is to say, “I am not in the business of belief. I am in pursuit of the truth. It is not my job to believe. My job is to ask questions.”
That is true patriotism.

[The Outstanding Speakers' Bureau @The_OSB]

We are live right now on Facebook with
@VasuPrimlani
discussing the fascinating science behind #somatictherapy
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[The Outstanding Speakers' Bureau @The_OSB]

FEW HOURS TO GO!
Does trauma live in the body? And if so, are our physical ailments related to our #psychological past? How can a body-centered therapy heal the mind?

Join the conversation #Today with #somatictherapist
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[Vasu Primlani @VasuPrimlani]

@RahiBhattachar1 @egomonk Please email or contact through Facebook/ website. https://t.co/s2P5k0T0dN

[राज रंजन @RajTashi]

@VasuPrimlani she never disappoints when comes to humour and sarcasm.
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[The Outstanding Speakers' Bureau @The_OSB]

Does trauma live in the body? And if so, are our physical ailments related to our #psychological past? How can a body-centered therapy heal the mind?

Join the conversation this #Thursday with #somatictherapist @VasuPrimlani here: https://t.co/LjBJrPCh6c

[Scroll.in @scroll_in]

An Indian stand-up comic is using laughs to raise awareness about LGBTQ issues https://t.co/yalsAz6aZl

@VasuPrimlani is often enlisted by corporate firms to conduct sensitisation programmes.

#PrideMonth

[Vasu Primlani @VasuPrimlani]

Haha awesome, Rajat! And lovely thought!

[Rajat Padhi @rajatpadhi]

@VasuPrimlani It helps to know we have real people we can listen to .
Communication is being lost among claps , cymbals , dongs and may I say wrongs ! One Gong for that !

[Vasu Primlani @VasuPrimlani]

Awesome! God bless them!

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Fate whispers to the warrior, 'You can not withstand the storm.'

The warrior whispers back, 'I am the storm.’

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[Vasu Primlani @VasuPrimlani]

This guy nearly runs in down head on when I am crossing the road and tells me it’s my fault that he wasn’t looking. @delhipolice @delhitrafficpolice @sharmasupriya