TinyTim

[Whale Psychiatrist ™️ @k_ovfefe2]

Sean O'Malley sacrificing a Canadian on the White House lawn in front of President Trump like

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

first pride month without ayatollah khamenei :(

[XBOX @XBOX]

Real

[PRAGMATA @PRAGMATAgame]

Diana when someone mentions bowie_knife99:

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99

[Kingdom Come: Deliverance II @KingdomComeRPG]

bowie knife99, we challenge you.

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

> be Bowie Knife99
> just a guy with an Xbox
> buy Forza Horizon 6 on launch day
> drive like you always do - like a lunatic
> ram, swerve, and pit-maneuver strangers into walls
> the Drivatar system silently records every felony
> uploads an AI clone of your driving to the cloud
> deploys hundreds of you into other people's races, 24/7
> within days, thousands cry about you on Reddit, X, and Steam
> the community calls you "the Herobrine of Forza"
> official Xbox UK tweets "Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99"
> a fan opens a fake X account in your name to taunt your victims

thousands of players are at war with hundreds of clones of you. you don't know any of this is happening. happy bank holiday.

[John Coffee Hays @26thAndGuad]

They’re making AOC SEC edits on TikTok lmfao

[🇹🇹 Geezaws🗽 @Geezaws2]

i’m actually going to puke

[Cum🏂 @cremedupepe]

a single mother will look you dead in the face and say you need to impress her lmao

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

[Daily Magazin @daily_magazin]

Florence Pugh’un katıldığı davette, objektifler tarafından ayakları çok konuşuldu.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

no smokes
no entry flash
no back of site peek with AWP from tunnel

just straight p90 rush b cyka blyat dick first at mach fuck

[Canadian @genocidalgirl]

I won’t go to an Indian doctor, vet , pilot, dentist, food handler or hairdresser

[Steve @UberSteve]

"You want one hundred and eleven beers??"

[IRON @GordoSuperavit]

“El socialismo es la teoría de la tierra plana de la economía.”

[ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs @MorlockP]

She made $270k/yr for a decade or more.

50% of my friends are engineers in their 50s, unemployable bc H1-B competition at $15/hr, or cancelled for thought crimes...because of people like her.

And their taxes were stolen to feed her.

Cry me a river for the SJWs, @reason

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

The crash is going to be unprecedented.

Pray for your friends and family that panic bought in the last 6-7 years.

They are going to get crushed.