Thanks @IMShaneJones for the laughs yesterday morning on @GlobalEdmonton. Our family loved your laughs and giggles with Kevin and it was great to see a little of that yesterday
Trudeau-Singh Government announcement on JASPER FIRES #JasperNationalPark
This area is under federal Liberal-NDP control through Parks Canada. We share with common Canadians what we have done to prevent and react to forest fires:
1. For decades, we've allowed forests devastated by pine beetles to continue with large swaths of dead, dry trees. By not removing them, we demonstrated our climate and ecological virtue while also creating optimum conditions for an inferno.
2. We appointed a Minister for Emergency Preparedness who is an expert in claiming to be who he is not and to have done what he did not. Harjit has demonstrated greatness in competence in this fire emergency without getting singhed.
3. Parks Canada has focussed on priorities like pronouns, DEI workshops, and focus groups on Gaza trans allyship, rather than boring pedestrian matters like forest management.
4. Dear Leader Justin Trudeau promised millions for water bombers and firefighting teams, and did not deliver. This is one of our core values: over promise and under deliver.
5. We remain committed to sending billions of dollars to Ukraine to help Ukrainian officials buy expensive properties on the Mediterranean coast. Some have pointed out that we could have financed hundreds of water bombers and the teams to operate them, but in response we'd like to make clear that it's far easier to get kickbacks when we send money to Ukraine.
6. Indigenous peoples and outdoorsmen have been raising the alarm for years about our poor forestry management practices, but what would they know? Obviously the Trudeau-Singh government and our DEI hires are far better in competence.
7. Our head of Parks Canada was trained at the same school of mismanagement as the former head of Victoria's Secret Service.
8. The fires have been raging on federal land for days now. Because the fires are on federal land, we obviously let the province of Alberta deal with our problem first. That's a core value for us: to neglect our responsibilities in order to give others an opportunity to step in and take the blame.
9. After days of out-of-control wildfires on federal land being battled by provincial efforts, we have now finally announced that we are granting the request for help. In any sane world, we would have been doing our job days ago, and would have been the ones making the request to the province for help. As a common citizen, you simply don't have the intelligence to understand the nuances of this.
10. Let it suffice for you common citizens of inferior intellect to accept that the wildfires caused and aggravated by our incompetence, failures, lack of preparedness, ideological commitment to DEI, malfeasance, corruption, ignorance, and laziness are clearly the consequence of climate change.
Yes, dear common citizens, climate change causes incompetence and corruption. And we all know who is responsible for climate change. YOU are. You chose to heat your home last winter. You choose to put gas in your car to get to work, or to drive to visit your elderly parents. Your selfish choices to eat food, drive your car, and heat your home have created this catastrophe.
As your Minister of Environment and Climate Change I want you to stop and reflect today on how you could do better. Take your time to engage in sober reflection about how all the ills and problems in Canada are because of you.
When you're done, after about 5 hours, write a voluntary cheque for $2000 in carbon taxes so we can send it to Ukraine. It will make you feel better. And we get 10% for the big guy, so it will help us feel better too.
@JustinTrudeau@CanadianForces Oh how nice of you to wait until the town of Jasper is practically burned to ground for you to give the okay. A little f*^king late 🙄🤦🏻♀️
We have an outage in @citysprucegrove, @StonyPlainAB and @ParklandCounty due to a transformer lockout. Crews are responding and currently estimate power back on by 6:30pm. More than 10,000 customers were automatically restored. View updates at https://t.co/1inwo4a657.
With a heavy heart, I share that one of our RCMP members was killed with two others injured on duty in BC, today. Our heartfelt condolences to the family of Cst. Frederick O’Brien and all other victims during this difficult time. #HeroesInLife
Grabbed our Teen burgers from @AWCanada to support MS before we cross the border.
Go grab yours today and support to find a cure for people like my brother 🧡
#BurgersToBeatMS
Woo woo! Congrats to our soccer athletes who WON 🏆 the Co-ed Div I Championship tonight against Woodhaven. Big win and an undefeated season. Huge accomplishment to our grade 7 and 8 team. #feelthethunder⚡️