Vaughan Straker

London, charity worker, married to J, father of A & A

[Vaughan Straker @Vaughanstra]

Edited profile. And fucked that up. Two commas ffs

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@bbctms @GeoffreyBoycott Has he ever rung his shiny bell like there was a fire?

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#SignsThatYoureOld libido is erratic

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#SignsThatYoureOld flirting comes across as creepy, avuncular or both

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#SignsThatYoureOld you ache all the time and your bladder is weak

[Vaughan Straker @Vaughanstra]

#makeafilmtotallyBritish Debbie Does Compton Pauncefoot

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

Got 2 undress NEW KEN months b4 anyone else & had to sign such terrifying NDAs I didn't even tell my family about it https://t.co/x5PM18sRWw

[Vaughan Straker @Vaughanstra]

@babytapirs @SloggerVlogger Dudley is a shithole. Unless it's changed a lot in the 20 yrs since I've been there. Worth going though to see this wuffley little thing.

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#NewProfilePic

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@gretchenrubin Coming soon, 12 point plan to be less anal

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#DUPMovies Orange is the Only Flute

[Vaughan Straker @Vaughanstra]

@gretchenrubin I suspect if you used Greek then the two words for pleasure would be different. 1st would be hedone and the latter eudaimonia

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Pterodactyl of a.heron flying over Streatham.

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@StagBeetleSam saw one of your friends in Streatham. Male, flying at dusk

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@gretchenrubin Late when visiting the parents-in-law, early for everything else

[Polly Faber @Pollylwh]

Happy #WorldTapirDay 2017! We're having our traditional start of cake for breakfast.

[Vaughan Straker @Vaughanstra]

@Pollylwh @MidoriTakaki Those are the best cakes ever!

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Hey, it's #WorldTapirDay! Hurrah for the wuffliest little beasts ever

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Homeless guy dancing like a pro. Crowd showering him with money. He then shits in his hat and wipes arse with £5 note

[Vaughan Straker @Vaughanstra]

Smackin' my own ass