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just a guy...

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I PUT YOU NIGGAS THROUGH THE RINGER.

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WHENEVER SOMEONE COMPLIMENTS ME I SAY “WHAT DO YOU MEAN?” HOPING THAT THEY’LL ELABORATE, AS THIS WOULD ONLY BOOST ME UP FURTHER.

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ALWAYS REMEMBER:

ONE DOLLAR TOWARDS ANIMAL WELFARE EQUALS ONE LESS DOLLAR FOR YOUR LOCAL STRIP CLUB. LIFE IS A ZERO-SUM GAME, AND YOU MUST CHOOSE WISELY.

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YESTERDAY, AN ILLITERATE MAN TOLD ME I SHOULD LEARN HOW TO READ THE ROOM.

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WHENEVER I STOP TWEETING FOR A FEW DAYS, YOU MAY EXPERIENCE A FEELING AKIN TO THAT OF A CHILD WHO HAS STRAYED ONTO A BEATEN PATH AND LOST SIGHT OF HIS FATHER IN THE WOODS. EMBRACE THESE EMOTIONS, AS THEY ARE FITTING WHEN DEALING WITH A COMPELLING FIGURE SUCH AS MYSELF.

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THEY SAY IT’S EYE FOR AN EYE, BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF STEVIE WONDER WRONGS YOU?

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MARK TWAIN ONCE WROTE, “A FULL BELLY IS LITTLE WORTH WHERE THE MIND IS STARVED.”…

HE ALSO WROTE A BOOK CALLED THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN, WHICH FEATURES THE SENTENCE:

“NIGGERS IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT WITCHES IN THE DARK BY THE KITCHEN FIRE.”

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SOME OF YOU NIGGAS ARE BALDING, OUT OF SHAPE, AND CHRONICALLY MASTURBATING BUT SOMEHOW YOU HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO DM ME ABOUT MY TWEETS.

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LAST WEEK A 5’6” NIGGA TRIED TO GIVE ME ADVICE ON HOW TO REACH NEW HEIGHTS OF SUCCESS.

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FINANCIAL MATURITY IS LETTING YOUR DOLLAR BILL FLUTTER THROUGH THE AIR, AND THEN GRABBING IT WHILE THE DANCER ISN’T LOOKING BEFORE IT HITS THE GROUND.

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WHENEVER I’M CONFRONTED ABOUT BEING NARCISSISTIC, I LIE AND SAY I’M AUTISTIC…AND IT WORKS EVERY TIME.

[arc @xrazta]

@jayjay103215 Man stfu and raid bitch

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I AIN’T WANNA CRASH OUT BUT A NIGGA HADDDD TO

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RICH NIGGAS BE THE WORST IN BED, SO THEY SPEND ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO COVER UP FOR THE SHIT…

IMAGINE YOUR GIRL HAVING TO TELL HER FRIENDS, “IVE BEEN DATING JERRY FOR ONE YEAR AND IVE BEEN TO FRANCE MORE TIMES THAN HE’S MADE ME ORGASM.”

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EVERYTHING I SAY IS ICONIC.

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(SIGHS)..

TODAY I'VE FINALLY DECIDED TO COME DOWN FROM MOUNT SINAI AND BRING GOD'S WORD TO YOU UGLY, MUSIC LISTENING NIGGAS. THERE IS NOBODY LEFT ON THIS EARTH THAT IS AS PROFICIENT AT MAKING MUSIC AS I AM, WHICH IS SAD TBH.

I WISH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY

BUT SO BE IT.

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"SOCIAL MOBILITY" IS A DEVASTATING CONCEPT THAT WAS MANUFACTURED BY WEALTHY WHITE PEOPLE TO CONVINCE PEOPLE OF LESSER FINANCIAL MEANS THAT THEY AREN'T ALREADY GOOD ENOUGH...

YOU NEVER HAVE TO MOBILIZE TO SOCIALIZE.

I PROMISE YOU.

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IF SOMEONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT THEY'RE "SAVING IT FOR MARRIAGE," YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO TELL THEM THAT NOBODY CARES THAT MUCH ABOUT YOUR GENITALIA.

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YA’LL SO BORING…

THE ONLY TIME YOU’LL FIND ME IN MISSIONARY IS AT CHURCH.