@SpiritAvenged The very spirit of fat dwells within him. The Archangel of Adipose, the Bigwig of Blubber, Sovereign of Slobs, Master of Mass, Chairperson of Chair Busters!
@QuarantinedCoof That, and Ralph's tweet scared the entire continent and they released him, fearing the rage of the pig, according to the ๐ himself.
@Kazkari@QuarantinedCoof Nooooo... No way. Is Phil REALLY trying to use ants this time? Is he trying to say he needs money for pest control? I haven't been keeping up on him. Wouldn't that be deadly for a Pigroach anyway?
@LarsWSchmidt@JCDentonReborn@QuarantinedCoof Nobody who deals with Ralph will ever come out clean on the other side. They should know that by now. It's why Masterson is smart enough to have spontaneous limb breakage when Ralph asks him for favors lol.
@ThatRSIguy@unusual_whales It would've more than likely been an ultra juggernaut, but they went and yanked the wheel hard to the left and off the road to riches.