Simon Vernoum

[Simon Vernoum @Vavavoom2907]

@British_Airways how can I claim back money for replacement flights, extended car parking and additional hotel nights when no one answers the phone and your website can’t cope? Absolute jokes.

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Really @OVOEnergy ?!?! It’s a hard enough time losing someone you love without receiving totally avoidable, ill thought out and inconsiderate letters like. Surely you should have a bereavement team handling these things?

[Simon Vernoum @Vavavoom2907]

@CFCStocks22 @PurelyFootball You’re going to need a lot more glitter to roll that turd in mate.

[Simon Vernoum @Vavavoom2907]

@SlaterAlastair @toryboypierce @EstherMcVey1 We’d all have preferred it if they’d appointed a minister for common decency, but I’m not sure they could anyone to hold that position!

[Simon Vernoum @Vavavoom2907]

@GaryLineker @RestIsFootball What’s the biggest halftime bollocking you’ve either been given by a manager, or witnessed being given to a teammate and was it justified?

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@JonathanPieNews Not the first time he’s won it either! Absolute ✊💦

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@AvantiWestCoast Thanks Sam

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@AvantiWestCoast can I upgrade my ticket bought via Trainline whilst on the train when travelling?

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@Wimbledon @carlosalcaraz That is some stat!

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@IFLTV @FrankWarren @Umar_iFL You keep polishing that turd Frank!

[Simon Vernoum @Vavavoom2907]

@ashwinravi99 Fuck off you prick

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@surreycricket Great crowd in tonight

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@MichaelBensonn @Tyson_Fury Totally bored of this guy now. Stop talking Tyson and start fighting. Someone with some pedigree, not Del Boy!

[Simon Vernoum @Vavavoom2907]

@SlaterAlastair @trussliz Careful mate, you might get a knighthood!

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@MichaelBensonn @TheVolumeSports And no f*cker will watch it, let alone pay to go to a stadium to be bored senseless.

[Simon Vernoum @Vavavoom2907]

@menchaca0809 @FastestPitStop Yes! Totally agree. It’s such a boring race weekend. Save calamities from a strategy perspective we know who’s going to come Saturday afternoon. Snore off!

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

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Watch the trailer…

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@mrjamesob I read it like he was the only one responsible for the vaccine roll out and mourning period. Absolute jokes!

[Simon Vernoum @Vavavoom2907]

@SMS_plc one of your engineers visited my house yesterday to replace my smart meter. Nearly 20 hours later and there is no info coming through to the info box. Should it take that long to grab the data?

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@ITVSport do you listen to other football commentaries? If you do, how can you think Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon are any good? Is Lee actually at the game? He’s so quiet and unenthusiastic, surely he’s locked in his local library!