Chicago Vaccine PMO

Not official. PMO = Program Management Office

Used to be about the data, now mostly pro-vax sh*tposts. Stop acting like a baby and go get your shot. 💉💉💉

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

A PMO—Program Management Office—is an organization that provides visibility into the progress of a set of high-priority initiatives to ensure that obstacles are cleared, resources reach the right place, and outcomes are achieved.

It seems like our vaccine program might need one.

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

Dusted off the old login just to post this.

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https://t.co/P04iNmCcq4

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

Do any of our mayoral candidates have “a @Starbucks at @fly2midway” as part of their platform?

[WIRED @WIRED]

For years, the gas chambers used in US slaughterhouses have been promised to be "painless" and "stress-free" for animals. Now, animal rights activists at @DxEverywhere have captured the first hidden-camera footage that shows the truth: https://t.co/4yRayTk1S1

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

@BlockClubCHI I’m sure everyone will be thrilled to have their prescriptions transferred to the murder-Walgreens down the street.

https://t.co/nVNgMZWXER

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

Has anyone had any luck downloading their account archive since... *gestures broadly* ...everything?

I've been stuck waiting on this for a few days, and I'm starting to suspect that a piece of the machine is now failing somewhere behind the scenes.

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

@jhartline I know right? The other sixty parents definitely don’t care about their kids. At. All.

It’s cool though. DCFS rounding them all up.

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

@ParentCps Outdoor. It’s July.

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

Means testing is dumb—How about you’re only eligible if you’re current on your covid vaccines? This is still an under-vax’d cohort.

Every male borrower had to sign a draft card to take on student loan debt in the first place. Now show your vax card if you want it discharged.

[Jeff Stein @jstein_star]

Scoop: White House *looking* at $10K or more of per-borrower debt forgiveness for earners under $125-150K single/$250-300K couples prior year, per sources

Overwhelming majority would qualify

***No final decision on amount canceled or means test***

https://t.co/6fdBSOg8jB

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

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[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

BREAKING: Loretto Hospital's top leader is out.

CEO George Miller has left the West Side hospital as it is being investigated by the FBI.

His departure comes after Block Club revealed the hospital vaccinated ineligible people with ties to administrators. https://t.co/A2RXapqdYp

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

Suddenly without child care for the week—but still being billed for it, wtf—because somebody in child’s class had covid yesterday.

This is dumb. And sure seems like a billing practice that should be prohibited.

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

In conclusion, kiddo had a sick day today, and I hate watching this show.

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

Unsure how to interpret the fact that @danieltigertv has the whitest people in town go around calling themselves royalty, living in a castle, wearing crowns, declaring holidays, and the whole town just goes along with all of it.

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

Or we could write out the whole royal family GoT style:

Prince Weds.: "That's my rock!"
Daniel: "I'm feeling sad"
D's Dad: "Daniel, you're an apex predator. Just eat that whiny little prince and take his rock if you want it."

Daniel, holding rock: "I'm not feeling sad anymore!"

[CWBChicago @CWBChicago]

Bad news: The burglar wore gloves, so the evidence technicians will not come out to dust for prints.

Good news: The evidence techs WILL come out to retrieve the burglar's COVID vaccine card, which he dropped at the scene

#Chicago #ChicagoScanner

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

@chicagobars If BLS is using the USDA definitions, it’s based on where the food was purchased, not where it’s literally eaten.

Food-at-home: supermarket, grocery, etc.
Food away: restaurant, cafeteria, schools, etc.

Example: https://t.co/NXjCaEB2cp

[Chicago Vaccine PMO @VaxPmo]

@chicagobars @ChicagoDPD @ChicagoDCASE The city’s community area maps are here: https://t.co/YGhwFASirs