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@vinny1488 @streetfood80821 @Tourkeydevo @Rezin_Khanz @ArthurClaudeen Objection: assumes facts not in evidence (observable reality)

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@NixarDr @FrostyAU @SuhaibAyaz2 At that point it’s rewritten to be incomprehensible and uninteresting. Hence the point of the original post.

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@FrostyAU @SuhaibAyaz2 Yeah but they eat sheep and horses and shit. Shouldn’t have to eat at all. Gotta pick one tbh.

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@0lisa_ @psyopsanta @iam_zachi @Relaxenly It IS why companies pay bug bounties, but not for the reason you implied. Bug bounties exist as an official avenue to do what is otherwise (like in this post) illegal. The additional protocol and formalization prevents law breaking.

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@Monke_Genius @OnigiriWifefan You really shouldn’t exchange more than a few messages off the app before your date. Say you’re asking for her number within the first 3-5 messages on the app with the explicit purpose of coordinating the date. Pick a day ideally same week, talk very little besides confirming.

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@nukatronic @solidshepard12 Someone’s pissing on you and telling you it’s raining. And you’re all wet saying ‘but guys this pee tastes really great, stop complaining!’

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@averagestunna @WeimarHedonism @thechosenberg Good red blooded Americans can keep a husband.

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@Hawkfrost000 @DavidLeavitt Journalist is a slur and always has been.

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@Guermantes_Way @SplexyWho It makes sense when you realize women equate height with all sorts of unrelated values, like ability to provide, protect, and attractiveness.

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@lanadelamo @_sorrengailll Sounds like she’d be homeless without him. She better get a resume together.

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@may19665 @philosophymeme0 Didn’t it take hundreds of years to create the little vowel dots? But the fact that so many inbred morons can understand a language is an achievement in itself. So maybe you’re right.

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@VittorioAmadeus @nematophy Brother they are too poor to not die in a mild heatwave and Dubai is buying their cities wholesale. Their sports teams, their culture, the land, and their future.

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Do you truly think Riot Games was going to make Brawlhalla? Do you honestly in your heart believe that Riot, who aspired but ultimately failed in cultivating a 2D tag fighter for both beginner and expert, would have not only been able to ideate & execute on a novel gameplay loop in the same way Brawlhalla does, but also lucky enough to have caught lightning in a bottle the same way Brawlhalla has with its playerbase? Are you truly suggesting that Riot's folly was not dumping tens of millions of dollars and manhours into pursuing Ubisoft's pure dumb luck? Because I find your reply equal parts vapid and pedantic. You haven't said anything, you've merely posted a screenshot and expected me to do all of the thinking for both of us. I'm simply not that charitable. Imagine if we were having a discussion about fire hydrants. Most are red...but sometimes they can be yellow as well! We can all (hopefully) agree that they're usually in the same sort of shape, but can have slightly different proportions or valves, depending on their use. Then, without provocation, someone yawps out: "Fire hydrants are also purple, and shaped like a Y!" While this technically CAN be correct, and I've no doubt there's one such fire hydrant that exists somewhere on the planet that you could possibly produce a picture of (as you have Brawlhalla's baffling playercount), I hope you would agree this person has ultimately said nothing, and has contributed to the conversation in a way that is not only unnecessary, but actively detrimental. It's a waste of everyone's time. Yes, fire hydrants can indeed come in many different colors. However, for the purposes of this conversation, we have ostensibly agreed to bind ourselves to a social code wherein we respect each others intelligence enough to not simply blurt out the first thing that comes to mind, whether it be technically "correct" or not. Based on Riot's track record, I think expecting them to somehow jackpot on a wildly successful platform fighter out of nowhere is ludicrous, especially considering the place Brawlhalla inhabits within the larger platform fighter community. Riot's MO, historically at least, seems to involve taking understood genre conventions and tweaking them in ways that make players feel powerful, in control. LoL is smooth DotA, Valorant is smooth CS, etc. The whirling cogs of gameplay are greased with countless hours of thoughtful design and player testing. They're masters of efficiency and innovation, certainly but they are NOT inventors. They are artisans, but not auteurs. I don't believe Riot could ever accomplish such a task, nor should they ever be expected to, and frankly, I don't believe YOU believe they could or would either. To indignantly drop a Brawlhalla player count screenshot into my replies like a sopping newborn calf straight from its mothers womb is distasteful and unbecoming. What am I meant to do with this, I wonder? Why is it here? And the true tragedy of it all is that I don't think you know, either. Your fickle will is tainted with a perverse need to be seen, and heard, but not understood. Well, here's your vindication: That fire hydrant IS purple! Very cool.

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@realkilla47 @aragon1500 @Astro_Eggcelent A bench, a hotel mattress, a non-leather car seat, any surface more absorbant and less frequently sanitized than the hard rubber that gets sanitized as part of the operation of the escalator.

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@rodrigop2p @SteadtlerA58435 @ApoStructura “Obesity kills people much faster than cancer on average.”

People on this site literally just be putting words together in any order whatsoever.

There is no possible scenario where you could even potentially defend this claim. Just be saying shit

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@Xyzofmine @aristomarinetti Perhaps your modern day sensibilities post the culture war and western liberalism can’t understand how it was in Dostoyevsky’s Russia.

Women weren’t able to boss babe their way to 100 tinder matches a day. Every woman was a peasant looking for a male benefactor.

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@EmojiHistorian @freedomdollars @Dons_Lawn_Salon Definitionally it is. Bbq sauce is not pizza sauce. You’re transing pizza into a bbq chicken sandwich. It’s not a Philly cheese steak if you sub cheese for mayo. It’s not a BLT if you sub spinach for the tomato. Words have meaning.

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@yeossio @westcoastwinter @hell_doe I’m sure the other Theys at the co-op really lived in terror from this bald headed demon.

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@EmojiHistorian @freedomdollars @Dons_Lawn_Salon You’re eating a flatbread bbq chicken sandwich you’re not even ordering pizza.

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@jantesumarell @Sarah_pdx Unarmed, untrained civilian response teams. The maniac who would sign up to respond to criminal actors as an untrained unarmed civilian, is the same maniac who should be kept far away.