that running bit in Suite Life of Zach and Cody where Maddy is like “people tell me I look like Sharpay from High School Musical :)” and everyone is like “I don’t see it” is funnier than 90% of Netflix comedy specials
if u are a boy cow it is basically impossible to have pure thoughts, every time a girl cow walks by u can see her udders, very few girl cows practice modesty and this is why God put the curse of the hamburger on them. no one talks about this in seminary