autumn

[amun ✚ @bigukeheree]

a father who agreed that when it comes down to it he wouldn’t mind making his 10 year old daughter deliver her rapist’s baby

[autumn @VealAutumn]

Telling people I’m risen instead of I’m high today

[fran @galacticidiots]

Oh the moon blushes when the sun walks past it. She’s just a girl with a crush.

[autumn @VealAutumn]

@joshy_squashy20 My Dr. calls dogs with chest-bellies chellies

[autumn @VealAutumn]

fav part about my dog’s meds is they tell him to be careful driving on them

[autumn @VealAutumn]

Told my bf he was playing male gaslighter music and he said nuh uh and then the royel otis cover of fade into you played and he piped down

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Niggas be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony u fat fuck 😭😭

[normal guy @notsotroubled]

He's like if a porcupine made a wish to be human

[🖤 Sophia 🖤 @Richard_Vixen]

Is this a safe enough space to say I find this deeply off-putting on a gut level

[໊ @h5ego]

And halsey was only at 22 yo when she rhymed michigan with bitch again

[chan ⛤ @motherlupone]

there's lesbian sex that lasted longer than the tik tok ban

[Teddu 🐈 @diyfieri]

I can't look at any video of the rizzler/the Costco guys without thinking about this tweet

[elena55🏎️🎾🇮🇹 @rednostalgia55]

GUYS DO YOU THINK PAUL MESCAL AND GRACIE ABRAMS BROKE UP BECAUSE OF DAISY EDGAR JONES OR BECAUSE OF CARLOS SAINZ ????

[autumn @VealAutumn]

My dad got a Subaru and I told him he got a lesbian car and he was like nah and then a few months down the road he called me from the dealership while he was getting his car serviced and whispered “you were right there’s just a bunch of lesbians in here”