Vedant Patel

[Phucking Funny @Phucking_Funny]

Now Onwards
*MODI*
is Not Only a Surname-
but
Also a Qualification:

*Master Of Developing India*
*M O D I*

[कमल लोहनी @klohani91]

how u compare guj to Delhi .guj is high in industrial growth nd in development where as Delhi is high in drama nd dharna #DelModelVsGujModel

[Insomniac 🏍🚙🏞🏏🏓🏸⛸🎱🚭 @kanyepaschim]

Guj- 24*7 bijli, no power cuts.
Del has no lokpal
Del is a city, Guj is a state.
Get well soon #DelModelvsGujModel https://t.co/GASLzncsSK

[H.🍂 @bubblegumdreamy]

Don't degrade the name of Sardar Patel in your Patidar Andolan..!! It's stupidity to damage public transport for your own benefit.!! Mehsana

[Phucking Funny @Phucking_Funny]

The movie was named fan because people could get the hint where they can hang after watching the movie.
#FANRaveReviews

[Phucking Funny @Phucking_Funny]

Most famous animals

Lion: Simba
Tiger: Sher khan
Mouse: Mickey
Orca: Willie
Duck: Donald
Cat: Tom
Fish: Nemo
Chameleon: Kejriwal

[Phucking Funny @Phucking_Funny]

"Not on whatsapp" would be a better deterrent than "no DM's pls" 😝😂😂

[Phucking Funny @Phucking_Funny]

With Sidhu in commentary box, IPL is nothing but Indian Pravachan League.
#KKRvDD

[Kashish @karmagal91]

Anant Ambani's weight-loss is sheer
Commitment to Fitness of the highest order! Greatly motivational & inspirational

[Phucking Funny @Phucking_Funny]

#Earthquake doesn't hit pakistan....
Its just earth shakes after hearing 'ANGEL' by Tahir Shah

[Phucking Funny @Phucking_Funny]

Pic 1: Anant Ambani with Sachin
Pic 2: after eating Sachin

[BairiSugreev @manojsirsa]

For the first time in India's history the country is close to power sufficiency: Raghuram Rajan
https://t.co/iffNPklsoc via NMApp

[Phucking Funny @Phucking_Funny]

Modi is like SRK - he's successful because his self-marketing is good
Kejriwal is like Salman - he's successful because his fans are stupid

[Vedant Patel @VedantPatel47]

@BT_India @IndiaToday then must open at 122 or above

[Kirti 💁‍♀️ @kirtibasal]

#CashGivingApp is here!
No need to worry about home loan installment @CASHeApp https://t.co/LY4paeedRO

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

PM @narendramodi addresses the Indian diapsora in #Brussels https://t.co/ZwYDkD9b8u

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

PM @narendramodi & Belgian PM @CharlesMichel hold restricted talks. Updates https://t.co/ZwYDkD9b8u

[Phucking Funny @Phucking_Funny]

What is a centre?

Student: the point that is equally distant from every point.

Kejriwal: It is something which is not cooperating with me.

[Phucking Funny @Phucking_Funny]

In a cricket crazy nation,I find it deeply disappointing when people get up at rallies, throw shoes at politicians and miss their aim. #WT20