Valerie Graham

Otto & Diane’s daughter, Dorian’s mom, Your favorite auntie, Mayor of Pettyville. She Who Knows Ten Thousand Things. I don’t like people playing on my phone.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The horrors persist, but so do the sea, the moon, sunsets, forests, rivers, ocean waves, wildflowers, fresh air after a storm, mountain views, trees, libraries, books, good music, laughter, warm hugs, deep conversations that make time disappear, and the word “fuck.”

[NW Realist ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @NW_Realist]

🙄One of the genius architects of the #I82 tipped wage initiative proposed to raise restaurants' fixed wage rate by 244%
He and the socialist "progress"ives lied to voters that the cost of a 🍔would go up $0.20 when the reality was obvious...
Drastically higher menu prices, 20% service charges, closing restaurants, reduced hours, fewer staff, more power in the hands of management 😲
Don't get fooled twice by this guy‼️

[Valerie Graham @VeeGrahamDC]

@DJBossHog Followed!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I honestly don't know how rich people end up committing crimes. If I had just $500K, I would live so peacefully, mind my own business, take walks, wear my little outfits, read books, and just feed birds.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Here’s the thing about MAGA;

They’re fucking stupid.

[— • C H E E K Y • — @andreagail_k]

@HunterBiden Republicans have spent 50 years smearing good, honest people and accusing them without evidence of corruption.

But they ignore the real, widespread corruption committed by the most corrupt family in our history. In fact, they seem to celebrate it.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

<whispers> there are other paths to a Senate majority for Democrats than putting all your chips on the Nazi Tattoo guy with a long history of bad decision making, anger issues, misogyny, and racism.

[Kenyan McDuffie @kenyanmcduffie]

On the DC Council, I held oversight hearings on public utilities. Janeese Lewis George didn’t show up for a single one. Now she wants to talk about the cost of public utilities — during a campaign. DC deserves a Mayor who was on this issue before it was politically convenient.

[Longtime Black Man Here @groove_sdc]

I hope folks are waking up to the anti-establishment Dem scam Our Revolution, DSA and Justice Dems been running for a decade now that things are unraveling in Maine.

It has always been a ruse to force the party to accept unqualified Trojan horses to take over the party.

Always.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

If you think what Jared Kushner
and Ivanka Trump are trying to do
to Albania is fucked up, you should
see what they're doing to America.

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.

[LilaFowler_OC💜 @lilafowlerOC]

@HunterBiden @BudGothmog44 @IDontDoRaggedy

[Mile High FIRE @Fire5280]

@adamcarolla The right loves Ashli Babbit, and hates Jimmy Kimmel, that's all you need to know.

[Cheshire Cat 🎧🎶 🌍 @Moalusi__Thabo]

Refocus

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Dark Hunter Brandon @darkhunterbrndn]

My dad's 1967 Corvette Stingray has less miles than Melania Trump

[Valerie Graham @VeeGrahamDC]

@FellaSmoka Congratulations! I’m so proud of you! 💗

[Teena Marie w/2 e's @HisfavoriteTing]

Don't let leftists push you out of the democratic party....eventually they grow old and turn conservative....just give it time