Vee 🪐

[Maryam @hell_line0]

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."

[grace @agneswickfields]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to stop six the musical

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Liberty Mutual really thought they did something with this Liberty Bibberty shit. I’ll run that little freak over with my car

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Remember when teachers used to take us to the library and librarians taught us how to conduct proper research? We’d then be assigned a topic and expected to consult at least three books before writing a report. We need to bring that back and keep tablets out of classrooms.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

What do people do on the 4th that don’t have boats or live on the water do you just eat hot dogs in someone’s backyard

[sergio @spongbobfan369]

One day the wordle will be penis

[ColoradoDieHard @AvsAfterDark]

ESPN’s shit coverage of hockey makes watching our Avs self destruct so much more painful. I didn’t realize Val went out and never heard them mention it, they probably didn’t.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when i was a little girl, i always fantasized about my wedding. not in a “true love” way but in a “here’s how i would win my episode of four weddings” way

[trü frü @tru_fru]

drop pictures of your pets and i'll send some PR boxes out 🥳

[Vee 🪐 @VeeML15]

@tru_fru

[Soham @king26_sk]

mom, dad, I'd like to introduce you to the girl I play the NYT games with

[misa! @misak1nz]

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to @NYCMayor for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”

[10minousprediction1iight @101Iight]

Doing a calorie deficit and regular cardio in the big year 2026

[Cujo Knows @cujoknows]

Headed to Coors Field to socialize, get boozy and tan. Who knows, maybe a game will break out

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

ohhhh so the crew of the artemis II can take candids of each other while piloting a spaceship but my friends can’t take them of me when we’re hanging out

[Grant Tremblay @astrogrant]

“I have two versions of outlook and neither of them are working” is actually a generational NASA quote now. Not quite One Small Step but every generation lives in a different world

[WOR$T BRIDE IN AMERICA @theemisstoto]

idk if momtok will survive this