VJ Alcomindras

The human embodiment of Calvinball. -Tweets on this account are my own personal opinion. (He/Him)

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I one day hope to be as confident as drunk me is while singing karaoke.

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@ABC7 Gaslighting isn’t a real word, you made that up because you’re crazy

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Is there a word in German that translates to “finding joy from reading the Reddit/Twitter threads of all the teams that the @Dodgers sweep, especially if it’s the Padres or Giants?” If so that’s my kink. #DodgersSweep #dodgers #ITFDB

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When I was leaving work today a guest stopped me as said “you do not look like the kinda guy that would look that cool on a skateboard” and I honestly can’t tell if it was a compliment or an insult

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You know how other languages have words like schadenfreude that you would need a whole sentence to explain in another language? Ya, that’s how I feel every time a Gen Z kid says something like simp or cheugy

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LETS FUCKING GO!!!!! #Rams #RamsHouse

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Thank you for respecting my privacy at this time. But also:

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@michaelscat2 This is just like me and my cat, no like literally that’s actually me

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@ljablon1 Mostly buying cheap wine haha

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Took a bottle of wine home from an event last night and drinking it straight from the bottle tonight like a good millennial. After about 10 minutes I decided to google the bottle and realized that just this single bottle costs more than I spend on wine for an entire year. #whoops

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I know getting engaged should be my #1 moment of the year so far, BUT A ROBOT JUST DELIVERED MY DINNER AND IM LOSING MY MIND.

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Anyone that doesn’t believe that COVID is still 100% an issue, and that quarantine wasn’t the right choice a year ago CLEARY never went into the Discovery Zone ball pits in the 90s.

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@fitty_d Welcome to my life

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I’m currently eating at a restaurant for the first time in well over a year, you better believe ya boi is getting day drunk.

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Been having a debate at work about if whales would be psyched or pissed if they knew that some people use their voices to fall asleep at night. Needless to say it's been a slow day. #illtakemyanswerofftheair

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@CamLam90 I can guarantee my neighbors don’t agree with this advice.

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Had a super boring day at work today because there was filming, but I got to talk to David Boreanaz for a while so it kinda equaled out. It took all my self control not to ask him how it felt to be Buffys second best boyfriend. #spikeforlife

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So if anyone wanted to know my level of sanity after a year of COVID, Kira and I just full on danced to Cha Cha Slide on Spotify. #imnotproudofit

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Kira and I ordered delivery for dinner and the delivery driver dropped off an order from a totally different restaurant. @DoorDash customer service helped us out, but whoever this food was intended for is obviously VERY white and was trying to eat healthy. #iwantedgarbagefood

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I just watched Finding Ohana on Netflix and it 100% rekindled my 2 1/2 decade old fear of nightmarchers. I’m 30 years old, and 2500 miles from Hawaii, but I’m hoping that the little hawaiian blood I have will save me. #doesanyonehavetileavesinsocal

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@SoLacedwithLacy 1, I’ve had a crush on Roxanne since whenever that movie came out and 2, I’ve had Eye to Eye stuck in my nonstop for the last 25 years. Best movie of all time.