Hayley

The awkward girl from the eighteenth century who lives by the ocean but won't go swimming. Typewriter enthusiast.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

You win some, you lose some.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

There once was a customer who gave me a PB&J sandwich at work. He spoiled it by later asking for a needle and Epsom salt.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

@JackHoward You know what's really nice? Seeing someone tweet out their ups and downs in real time and explain some of the feelings behind it. Helps me feel not so alone and ridiculous when my anxiety strikes. Thanks for being open!

[Hayley @VeganArms]

@anything4views You know, the thing that bothers me about this photo is how classically good it is. Modern day pin up. Fuck you a bit for making me feel like I should tell you that you did a good job.

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[Hayley @VeganArms]

Sometimes I look up the real human barbie just to remind myself that it's okay to look like myself.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

"I didn't refrain from doing it, I just did it in slow motion." -drunk Hayley on biting Austin.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

That was boyfriend. He is bad at quoting regardless of what he says and how hard his fists hit the sofa in righteous anger.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

"Tell me when you're ready for my quote. End quote."
"Okay. End quote."
"The minute maid is a lightbulb. End quote."

[Hayley @VeganArms]

"To be fair, I'm not as drunk as these slippers make me seem."-drunk Hayley, on oversized slippers.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

Our collective disappointment when the bus turned around was almost tangible.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

Today my bus driver pulled into a Dairy Queen parking lot by mistake. Every person on the bus gasped, including a man with an oxygen tank.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

I miss living with my mom most when I clean the kitchen.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

I've never been cock blocked by the city of Nanaimo though...so there's that, at least.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

Watching the meteor shower drunk in a field with my boyfriend. Sprinkler comes on literally underneath him. So much for romance.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

I'm drunk.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

Although I do appreciate the winky face after he told me my bed was 'VERY comfortable, not that I ever doubted you.' This makes me chuckle.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

Is this how over 30 men attract mates nowadays? Think I'll stick with my boyfriend.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

I've only been given someone's number in a welfare office, but today someone I sold my bed to on Craigslist emailed me his business card.

[Hayley @VeganArms]

@Hamelzz HOLY SHIT I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU. Do you have Skype at all? I'd like to actually talk. God, it has been a long time...