DietVeganItalianSoda

Italian Soda no cream or sugar

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bro stop drinking coconut la croix you’re scaring the hoes

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In WWII navajo code talkers were used to transmit secret messages because no one could decrypt their complex language. In WWE LaCroix is used to transmit secret messages in the can because only people from LA can taste the subtle flavor

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How is it 2018 and we still don’t have pussy flavored lacroix??

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@_Caiada There’s plenty of dicks in the sea

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@Satchafunkilus8 @DarrenLaCroix He meant Groupon. They were running a promotion with discounted tickets to hear him speak

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I put a soda stream up my urethra so my urine comes out fizzy

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@alexojovel And?

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@hoganlawker15

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@nicholeperry01 You live in Indiana

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I’m getting the #lacroix logo tattooed on my chest so the people that eat me can bitch that I hardly taste like flesh

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Yeah I play the bass

*proceeds to drink an entire 8 pack of peach-pear #lacroix

I care about the environment and my own body

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Grass as in pot

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Vegan grass

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I don’t want a #soyboy Who Cares about feelings and politics Nah I want a #croixboy who seems like he likes me, injects energy into our arguments, and convinces me that all my problems are just in my head

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The Los Angeles Croix’s made it to the playoffs

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Saturday is for the boys

Sunday is for La Croix’s

#lacroix

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I can crush a #lacroix can with my bumcheeks

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Bubbly rubbly I’m rubbin your tummy

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I drink so much #lacroix that my blood fizzes, if can’t ride a roller coaster cause I’ll explode