Vegas

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[Vegas @Vegas_Films]

"Bist du dir sicher?" - "Ja!"
(unkonkret, schwach)
"Bist du dir sicher?" - "Ja.. mit der Kraft von tausend Sonnen"
(kraftvoll, beweist Führungsqualitäten)

[dr. bitch @borzoilover47]

can u hold this for a sec

[erika @yeeeerika]

i am a handful of unfinished projects in a trench coat

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

ur honor can we reschedule i feel ugly today

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

imagine if they pulled out the groundhog from his hole and he was wearing jeans

[clare @sadderlizards]

surely one more $30 purchase can’t hurt. just one more

[Taylor-Perrin @TheTaylorPerrin]

Periods need to be 45 mins max. Dispel the underutilized egg and get tf out my face

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

me: :(

my cat: prrbbtt?

me: :)

[horse massacre @torqpenderloin]

morning dinner talk: let's have fish and some vegetables for dinner
3 pm: i want 1,000 buffalo wings

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Cat: hey
Cat: hey
Cat: hey
Cat: hey
Cat: hey
Cat: hey
Cat: hey
Cat: hey
Cat: hey
Cat: hey
Cat: hey
Me: what
Cat: omg ew you’re obsessed with me

[bort @tacobort]

Should I get Taco Bell or kill myself

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

bae u not acting like the version i made up of u in my head 💔💔💔

[Vegas @Vegas_Films]

ich bin kein Weib
ich bin ein Vibe

[folake aina @f0lake]

why is everybody moving so mean these days!!! like we’re really in a mean people epidemic omg be nice wtf

[snuffles ☆ ⸆⸉ @niffscardigan]

oh god i was so confused why is this song by ciggs after sex so long, turns out the whole album was playing and i didn't notice different songs were playing