Veggie12

Just a lil bit of broccoli gettin' by, postin' mostly quotes from high conversations.

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I'll never forget the way her O face looked in the lights of my light up Sketchers.

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Shartlotte's Web

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Honey Mustard Gas

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I am not a prostitute. I am a sexual mercenary.

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"You look cool as hell walking in here with your hair blowing in the wind, my man making an entrance in slow motion!" - my co-worker talking about me walking in to work today

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"Do that thang be winkin'?"

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"I thought Him from the Powerpuff Girls was the epitome of sexy"

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"That movie was good! I'll never watch it again."

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"I used to have a crush on the Geico Gecko. He was so handsome. And soft spoken!"

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"She could probably touch her pussy to a lightbulb and it would turn on"

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"Do you think angels are the astronauts of heaven?"

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"Anyway... she just got arrested."

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Gatorade - it'll quench ya

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World's worst banger

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"Being gay is chill, being bi is cool."

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"You know what they say. Some shit that's never been said before."

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You know what they call sunscreen? Girl nut.

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"I know the culo"

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"You know Austin Powers? You kinda remind me of him." - My Coworker to me today .5 seconds after I clocked in

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"Why would I ever need a gourd?"

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"You're fine as damn"