Velcro Ghost

This is Twitter. It aint that deep. Follow me I'm right behind you.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%

[bonky @shesbonky]

alpha bros be having podcasts where they coach other men to be hyper-masculine controlling red-flag assholes meanwhile every woman i know is completely horny for this 40 sec clip of tom holland in drag shaking his little ass to a feminist anthem

[Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club (New York) @kitkatclubnyc]

Music video drops 12/6. #KitKatClub

[StarWarsIN @Star_IN7]

#AdamLambert 2012vs2024
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

[Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club (New York) @kitkatclubnyc]

Adam Lambert is your host. #KitKatClub

📸: Gina Manning

[Brynn~🦄 @brynn5xox]

Can I go back and tell young struggling Adam that dreams do come true and one day his face will be on a billboard in Times Square. 🥹😭♥️

[Velcro Ghost @VelcroGhost]

@Haddienz So cute

[Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club (New York) @kitkatclubnyc]

The #KitKatClub is proud to present Adam Lambert as Emcee and Auli'i Cravalho as Sally Bowles from September 16.

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

Twitter 2006 - 2024

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I am puzzled

Some days ago I saw a part of a very recent Trump
speech, when he rambled on about Cary Grant in a swimsuit

Then I saw him wittering on about Gettysburg, without uttering a coherent thought

Why are the media not discussing he fact that he has completely lost it ?

[Thomas Paine @beatcop4life]

@BettyBowers I see it was old hooker and daytime stripper night again at Mar A Lago!!!

[GELLY @4Gelly]

Oliver with Pharaoh at Adam's walk in closet
Adorable 🐶🥰
From Oliver's TikTok

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Map of countries that are often omitted from maps

[Velcro Ghost @VelcroGhost]

@Phil_Sledge Dobby

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Winter. She took some selfies for a new profile picture. Really hard to narrow it down when you only have good angles. 13/10

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A comprehensive map of all countries that use the MMDDYYYY date format

[DILAMBERT @dianik_bg]

Did you notice that Adam Lambert is the only NON-English singer to perform in all three editions of the King's Carols:Together at Christmas concert at Westminster Abbey? Of course,he was"adopted& naturalized"by the Queen band.What a gesture from the Royal Palace and Duchess Kate!

[Shanti🩷💜🩵 @ShutUpShanti]

Can hear Adam lambert and Queen from my house Adam is insane

[cc @HELPWeNeedHELP]

@dianik_bg The man's breath control is insane. Does he have a hidden oxygen tank??! I freaking worship @adamlambert - his range, his power, his showmanship...but mostly his artistry. #AdamLambert is a gift to humanity. (Also seems to be a genuinely nice human being. What a freakin concept.)